Ali: Okay, had to, I was inspired! real quickie, promise.
Emmett: Looks like Ali's getting back to Twilight.
Ali: *puts hands on hips* what's that supposed to mean?
Emmett: You've been focused on other stuff, I thought you gave up on us completely.
Ali: I reached a low point in Twilight Fan Fiction, leave me alone.
Emmett: You have to say the disclaimer.
Ali: *pulls out crowbar* Emmett...
Emmett: This part I didn't miss... Ali say the disclaimer!
Ali: I own nothing but the plot... *whacks Emmett with crowbar*
Edward was at Bella's home, waiting for his human girlfriend to come back. It was later than he wanted and Jacob hadn't brought her back yet. The car door closed and Edward flashed down, wrapping his arm around the Swan's waist.
"Mutt," Edward growled.
"Fairy," Jacobs snarled.
Bella giggled at that last one and shook her head. "Guys stop fighting."
"I will when the pet does," Edward said.
"And I will when the human disco ball does."
Bella growled. "What will get you two to stop?"
The boys thought for a second before locking eyes, in agreement for once. "Bet."
"Alright. Whoever wins does something and I choose what it is," Bella insisted.
"When I win... You have to be a wolf-pet at my house for a week," Edward smirked.
"When I win you have to be the disco ball at the next wolf party," Jacob countered.
"Deal!"
Bella thought for a minute before she grinned. "Whoever can win in a safe wrestling match wins."
~ONE WRESTLING MATCH LATER~
Bella laughed and held her sides. This was the best day of her life, no contest. Edward was spinning with a light on him, making the lights similar to a disco ball. Edward scowled as Jacob and Bella danced, laughing the entire time.
"I hate you," Edward growled at Jacob.
"It's not my fault for being great, you're the one who lost."
"Next time I'll win."
Alice walked into the Cullen house and looked up at her brother and she walked out silently, looking like she was trying not to laugh. She beckoned for the others to come in and Emmett's booming laughter was the first to be heard before the others joined in. The one laughing hardest was Jasper, who was feeling the emotions of everyone and also laughing at Edward's sour mood.
"Best day I will ever have!" Rosalie sighed after she was done. "I am, for once, glad of your presence mutt."
"Glad to be of service if this is it."
"Am I done now?" Edward asked.
"No," they all said, grinning.
Ali: Okay, that's it!
Emmett: That crowbar hurt... but that was hilarious!
Ali: Yep! Wait until the next chapter, it's... kinda how I accidentally made Twilight permanently gay.
Emmett: How'd you pull that off?
Ali: I didn't mean it like that, and I didn't realize it until they started laughing!
Emmett: Looking forward to it.