Disclaimer: Although I own a few gallons of bleach, I don't own Bleach by Tite Kubo. I'm neither bitter enough or intelligent enough to write like he does.
A/N: Original completion date: 6/8/10. Maybe the lyrics are imaginative; maybe they're corny. Review and tell me, please?
"Best of Two Worlds"
You've got to put up a front,
Changing face, changing clothes, changing color.
To be a Soul Reaper can maybe be fun;
Just keep it cool and they won't ever discover.
In some ways you're just like all your friends,
But in truth you are more.
You've got the best of two worlds.
Enter phone booths like so—
Then don shiha-kusho!
You've got the best of two worlds.
Put it all together and you know you've got the best of two worlds!
The best of two worlds. . .
You take all jobs within range,
Fighting ghosts, cleansing spirits and hollows.
Living two lives is, uh, kinda strange,
But school's cool 'cause nobody knows.
Yeah, you're just an average high-school boy,
But big shot when you take up your sword. . .
You've got the best of two worlds.
Skip your class, take it slow—
Then perform a konso!
You've got the best of two worlds.
Put it all together and you know you've got the best of two—
You know, the best of two worlds.
Drama and news coverage—
You get your face in all the manga-zines.
The best part is that you get to be more than you could ever be!
Best! Best! Yeah, the best of two—
Best! Best! You've got the best of two—
Best! Best! That's right, the best of two—
Who would've thought that a boy like me
Could double as a Soul Reaper?
You've got the best of two worlds.
Keep your profile low—
Then release zanpaku-to!
You've got the best of two worlds.
Put it all together and you know you've got the best—
You've got the best of two worlds.
With just your robe and your sword,
Boy, you'll never get bored,
When you're the best in two worlds!
Put it all together—oh, yeah,
You're so much better when you know you've got the best of two worlds!