Good

by Whisperwill

A poem, written to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Bad." Roy Mustang isn't bragging; it's just the truth.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. I'm making no money by "publishing" this story.

A/N: Original completion date...2010, sometime? ENJOY! And review. ;)

Rated K+ for allusions of a graphic nature.

"Good"

It's not bragging; he's just telling the truth. Atten . . . TION! To the tune of Michael Jackson's "Bad."

This world is mine;

Gonna rule it soon.

The president

Will meet his doom.

Stand by my side,

Or you will fall.

Battle on my team,

Or not at all.

Flame on.

Flame on.

Listen to me!

Let's go!

The time is now

So close at hand.

I'll soon unfold

My master plan.

My enemies

Are going down.

'Cause someday, I

Will wear the crown.

The Flame Alchemist, they call me.

I'm the Hero of Ishbal.

If you see me snap my fingers,

Prepare to be enthralled,

Because I'm good—I'm good! Flame on!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

You know I'm good—I'm good! You know it!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

You know I'm good—I'm good! Flame on! You know. . .

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

Go and ask all my subordinates, now,

And they'll say with a salute,

"He's good."

You have no chance

Against my flame.

Alchemist or not,

It's all the same.

I need no match

When I have my gloves.

I place the Hawk

On guard above.

The pow'r is at

My fingertips.

I feel that grease

Upon my lips.

Colonel Roy Mustang is my name.

Burn it deep into your brain.

One day, over all Amestris

As Führer I will reign,

Because I'm good—I'm good! Flame on!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

You know I'm good—I'm good! You know it!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

You know I'm good—I'm good! You know it; you know!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

Go and ask all my superiors, now;

Even they have to concede,

"He's good."

I will take control of this land. . .

It'll all belong to me.

All the women, men, and children—

I'll have their loyalty,

Because I'm good—I'm good! Flame on!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

You know I'm good—I'm good! You know it!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

You know I'm good—I'm good! You know it; you know!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

(Let the people say whatever they may, 'cause they really can't deny. . .)

You know I'm good—I'm good! Flame on!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

You know I'm good—I'm good! You know it; you know it!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

You know . . . you know . . . you know . . . Flame on!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

I'm an army legend in my own right,

With my flame

(With my flame, my game, my name)

You know I'm hot! I'm good! You know it!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

You know I'm good—I'm good, sister!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

You know—you know—you know it! Flame on!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

Yes, the whole world will acknowledge me soon,

Yeah!

('Cause it's obvious, my friend . . .)

You know I'm good—I'm good! You know it!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

You know I'm good—you know! Oh!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

You know I'm good—I'm good! You know it; you know!

(Good, good. Really, really good!)

Anyone with eyes will tell you it's true,

'Cause you really must admit,

I'm good.