The Sarcastic Fruit Mixed With A Whole Lotta Crazy!
(Noah)
I, of course, was glad to be off Total Drama. And he would hopefully never have to go back. Life hates me, you see. Props to McLean for somehow finding twelve new idiots to torture for a whole season. Not that I was planning on watching the season. Because I wasn't.
But some good did come out of the show. Owen, despite all his stupidity, was the book worms' friend now. And his on again, off again girlfriend. Izzy. Oh, lovely Izzy.
Wait, did he just call Izzy lovely?
"She's as nutty as a ten-ton bag of pecans smothered in peanut butter encased in a cashew the size of China." Was the way he described her before, so why the hell is he calling her lovely?
Maybe it was the curly orange hair, or the fact she was just so crazy. People always say opposites attract. And we are opposites, not just personality wise. There's one small problem, Owen.
Owen and Izzy used to be together, sort of. Would Owen be sad, angry, or jelous if the two started dating? Owen wasn't really the typle to get mad about relationships. But to be fair, I wasn't really the type to like Izzy.
Izzy wouldn't go for him. Not at all. Yes, they were friends, but no, they'd never date.
(Izzy)
Noah, Noah, Noah. He was such a funny guy. Like, one day he'd be helping her take revenge on Justin and the next being scared that I jumped into a crate looking for a radio. And best of all, he doesn't care about anything!
So zany. He was like that guy at the ice-cream stand who kept she attacked with a dead pidgeon one time because the prices were too high. Lot's of screaming. He also wore false teeth, just like Noah.
I'd totally date Noah, except that it would never happen. Unless it was through but I don't have that kind of money! Well, I could get some. Already on the RMCP's most wanted list. Robbing a few banks wouldn't hurt me, even if it did, bongo-fongo.
But why do I love Noah so much? He's funny, smart and honestly pretty freaking hot. AAnd Izzy loves spice!
Too bad Noah wouldn't go for me. They'd never date.