Hi. This was probably subconsciously based on the Island of Misfit Toys, at least a little. lol. But this is much creepier (at least, it's meant to be.)
Oh, hello. I didn't see you there. Are you new here? Oh, you're just visiting? Then welcome to the Isle of Broken Nations. My name is Estonia, let me show you around.
Nations come here when they don't work right anymore. Usually we were born without something, we just didn't realize until later.
Oh, here's a great example. This is my friend Latvia. He was born without a filter. He says whatever comes to his mind. It would have saved both of us a lot of trouble if he had realized sooner, but I guess you can't change the past and we're both safe and happy now.
A step above Latvia is North Italy. He has no brain whatsoever. There's a few others with his problem here, but he's by far the worst. We try to help them, but there's only so much we can do. Mostly we just keep them out of trouble.
If you look over there, you can see Sealand. He has no perspective. No sense of reality. He thinks he actually has a chance of becoming a nation. Poor boy. The only reason he's on the Isle of Broken Nations is that we have no where else to put the micronations.
And over there is Iceland. He has no emotions. He's one of the saddest cases here because he wasn't born that way. He just never got the love a boy needs. His family was always fighting and nobody paid enough attention to him. Eventually he became as cold as his brother, who was born without emotions. He's somewhere around here, too.
On the beach is Matthew. We don't know what country he represents. We don't really know anything about him. As far as we can tell he was born without a voice. He never says anything or talks to anyone. We only know his name because he wrote it down once. And we can't remember anything about him before he came here. It's so strange...
Hey, Lili, come here! We have a guest!
This is Liechtenstein. We call her Lili for the sake of simplicity. She has no sense of danger. She might have, a long time ago, but she's been protected for so long it's gone. However, she's safe now. Well, as long as we keep here on this side of the island.
Speaking of which, you shouldn't go to the other side either. That's where we lock up the dangerous ones.
Russia is one of the ones locked up. He has no conscience. I know this first hand. If he ever escapes, we're all in trouble.
But of course, that won't happen. His bonds are so strong not even he can break them.
But anyway, there's one more nation I want to show you. America. I don't see him around here, but that's okay. He's probably just trying to find a way to "escape". Unlike most of us, who see this island as a paradise, he thinks it's a prison. For whatever reason, he doesn't want to be here. I'm fairly certain that it's because this place doesn't have the food and technology he's used to. His lack of self control brought him here, why wouldn't it drive him to leave?
So, that's about it. Feel free to look around, almost every nation is here, and please enjoy yourself. If you have any quest- what was that? Oh, why am I here? That's simple really.
I was born without a heart. I don't care about anyone. Sometimes I may act like I do, but trust me, it's all fake. I only look out for myself, now and forever.