"The Utena show Rock"

By Robochar

To the tune of Jingle Bell Rock

Utena, Utena, Utena is weird

The show and movie, there's knock on door Yuri

There's swords fights, and gay guys, and incest galore

Gee, Utena sure is absurd.

Utena pulls a sword, from Anthy's chest,

Then she turns into a car.

Magic curry, the shadow girls and more,

Gee, Utena

Gee, Utena

Gee, Utena's weird!

Disclaimer: I don't own Utena. Its really owned by a bunch of people that live in Japan…unless the moved. I also don't own Jingle Bell Rock. It's probably owned by people who live in the US…unless they moved. BTW this was written with lots of love for this messed up but wonderful show.