The truth about; "The Purged" and "The Forgotten"

As a Warhammer freak, (and a servant of chaos...I don't need a disembodied voice whispering in me ear to make me do chaos's bidding :P) I have always wondered what the "Purged and Forgotten" could have done that would have them erased from history, when not even the heretics destroying the Imperium got such a grievous punishment.

I decided there was only one way to know for sure what happened to them. I would have to break into the 'Black Library'.

With a few lessons on infiltration (My thanks to the Alpha Legion for the superb lessons!) and after months of planning, lies, and deceit I was able to gain the trust of the Black Library security force.

After I hacked Dan Abnett and Graham McNeil's computers for the necessary information, I discovered some truly shocking details that left me without a doubt as to why The Emperor of Mankind would want to abolish all memory of these wayward Primarchs.

Here is what I found on Dan Abnett's computer concerning; "The Purged"

The Purged

Name: Belinda (Female primarch, it is believed that an eggs were donated by a female working in the gene labs to create this primarch, along with the blessed sperm of the Emperor, after many attempts and only females fetus. The Emperor decided to clone himself.)

Home World: Degaba: Environment- swamp-like with thick jungles. Inhabitants-Xenos breed, small green that speak low gothic backwards.

Legion: The Huntresses

Legion Colors: Purple

Reason(s) for being 'Purged': Stole Fulgrim's legion color. Named a legion with Astartes 'Huntresses'. Started hitting on Sanguinius, (Not sure if it was joking or serious? little help Graham...) and rages monthly(PMS) more uncontrollable and unpredictable then Angron.

The Emperor, when he came to the decision to 'Purge' this Legion, made the following statement:

"'The Huntresses' are making a laughing stock of them Imperium. Belinda has taken the same legion colors as Fulgrim and not only has she shamed Sanguinius, but her monthly fits of rage cannot be controlled. There is no other alternative. She must be dealt with swiftly, before we have no respect left."

Punishment: Nearly killed by Leman Russ, fled, location unknown by the Imperium. Remaining Astartes joining the Ultramarines.

Here is what I found about "The Forgotten" on Graham McNeil's computer.

The Forgotten

Name: Jamer

Home World: Endor, a world similar to Terra. Only inhabitants: small, furry, primitive creatures.

Legion: The Rainbow Children

Legion Colors: Pink and Baby Blue.

Reason(s) for being 'Forgotten': "The Rainbow Children", The legion lacked the ability to fight, wanting to resolve ALL conflicts peacefully. When the Emperor of Mankind, beloved by all, saw the Legion's colors he nearly vomited.

The Emperor issued the following statement to the Primarchs with orders to never speak of this Primarch-brother again:

"Out of all of chaos's evil tricks, a son who cannot fight must be the worst. Those primitive xenos creatures instilled in him but a useless attitude of peace that cannot be shaken. Not to mention his legion colors make him look like a baby shower legion. This cannot be tolerated. Oh, I think I feel sick!"

Punishment: Tried to peacefully resolve conflict with Leman Russ, killed. All Astartes absorbed into the Ultramarines.

Another great save by The Emperor of Mankind.