Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
10 Ways To Get On Jacob Black's Bad Side
1. Constantly compare him to your dog/ a dog you know
2. Constantly remind him Bella chose a bloodsucker over him.
3. Give him a dog that looks just like him while in his wolf form and tell him: "You two are going to best buds!"
4. Tease him that he looks so cute in his wolf form
5. Hurt yourself near him while no one is looking at you or him and tell his werewolf friends he lost his temper
6. Ask him why on earth he ever wanted Bella to be with him instead of Edward when you've been single all this time
7. When he says he doesn't like you, act offended
8. Tell him there's a group of obsessed girls that love and wants to mob him because they love him (AKA Edward fans)
9. Tell him you mistook him for Edward AFTER him finds a very angry mob of Twilight fans
10. Take your dog on a walk in the Forks, Washington woods and comment on the resemblance between him and your dog
Okay so this is my very first Fanfiction thing so I'd ask you to review, but I must say so myself that there isn't much to review on.