chapter 1 a gay new world
after the final battel between red and his team of real fans of the original 151 and the evil cyberbully smogon it was finally over.
the cyberbilly apeared 2 b dead but sadly so was red and his bro brendan. the story of that world is over 4 now tho. this story takes place in another place.
smogon waked up in what apeared 2 b viridian forest.
"wtf didnt i die?" smogon sayed
"no" sayed red.
"wtf didn't U die?!" smogon sayed.
"yes" sayed brendan.
"no i didn't shut up ret*rd" sayed red. "after u banned us we ended up in this place insted. it seems 2 b like the real kanto xcept it is some other world."
"how do u know its not just normal kanto?" smogon sayed.
"magic" sayed red.
"ok" smogon agreed. "anyway now we got that boring shit out of the way i am goin 2 ban u stupid kids again. time 2 fight red.
"more like time 2 lose u fucking nerd" red sayed back. "go charizard!"
"i ban all charizards!" smogon sayed.
but nothing happened.
"umm... i ban flamethrower charizard" smogon sayed.
"charizard use flamethrower!" red sayed.
"oh no" smogon sayed as he got burned to fuck by the flaemthrower. "wtf why can't i ban things anymore?"
"idk lol" red sayed.
just then a bug catcher popped out of a tree with an explamation mark apears above his head.
"our eyes locked we have 2 fight" he tells red.
"time 2 get owned u mean" red sayed smugly. "go charizard!"
"ha charizard!" laffed the bug catcher. "that is bottom tier trash. go galvantula!"
"more like GAYvantula!" laffed brendan. "go on bro destroy that fake"
"yes" said red. "a fake pokemon will always lose in one hit to one of the original 151. use flamethrower."
"outspeed him and use thunderbolt" the bug catcher said.
and then something horrible happened. the fake spider abomination was faster than charizard and killed him in 1 hit.
"i win" the bug catcher cheered. "give me ur money nerds."
"how did this happen...?" red gasped as he taked out his wallet.
"charizard is a low tier shitmon" the bug catcher sayed.
"no it's not. die u little asshole" said brendan. then he taked out his mall cop nightstick and beat the bug catcher 2 death with it.
"lol" laffed red and smogon.
"he is actually right though" sayed smogon with a worried look. "i'm looking at my site now. charizard is in the nu tier. that spider shit he was using is ou."
"WTF?!" red and brendan explaimed.
"but thats not all" smogon sayed ominiouously. "the month on my phone says it is 2010"
"OH NO" red and brendan explaimed even louder.
"2010 is a really bad year" red sayed. "it is the year that the shit games black and white came out. it is when nintendo added the worst pokemon of all the unovabominations. not only that but this is some weird world where the original 151 arent the only pokemon people like. we need 2 get out of this fuckin world now."
"yes" said brendan and smogon.
but will they? find out next time on ultra legend of red.