A/N: I was hanging out with some friends and we were talking about the old days of the Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG and how much it's changed. Then as a joke we started to randomly point out how some of the old school cards are being reprinted and remodeled for the new generation. I randomly said they should duel…IN A RAP BATTLE! So without further ado I will present for your amusement these battles. I'm collaborating with one of my other friends who is a rapper, he used to play the game back in the day and we'll be using what he can remember to fill in the rhymes. I own nothing except lyrics, well not ALL of them but yeah, cards and ideas come from NicePeter and EPIC LLOYD and Konami respectively. Enjoy!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TCG!
Chapter 1: Dark Magician vs. No. 39 Utopia
Begin!
(Utopia)
You're the first and I'm the last yet we have the same attack
'Cept I have a great effect, which is somethin' that you lack
So you better step back cuz' you're a purple Harry Potter
I need 2 level 4's while you're in need of tribute fodder
Dark Magic Attack got replaced with Rising Sun Slash
And with Double or Nothing I'll still be kickin' your ass
Where's your Time Wizard to make you Dark Sage, old-timer?
Any duelist who ever sees you will be in a dusty old binder!
(Dark Magician)
You were born 39 you'll never be number 1
You're so hyped and overrated it's only a matter of time before you're gone
You may be the present trump but I'll always be the ace
Like Neos and Stardust I'll put you back in your place
Konami only knows what you do inside that key
I'm with Dark Magician Girl doin' things your dub won't let kids see
I'm Egyptian history while you're still a mystery
If our owners were to duel guess who'd lose in misery?
(Utopia)
I'm the one who wins the duel, you're the one who hits the grave
I'm an emperor, I'm a boss and my owner's most fave
But this isn't about them, it's between us both
Like the growth in your Girl's fanboys when she has no clothes
There's a reason you're a vanilla card because you are just that
You may have a decent attack but have you recently checked your stats?
You have no protection and no HOPE…for survival
Sorry to break it to ya' but you're as useless as a Thousand-Eyes Idol!
(Dark Magician)
I'm the master of magic, attack and defense
The way your earn your victories just don't make any sense
All you numbers are the same, you're effects are changed, oh what a shame
Just wait until you reach the point when it's no longer a game
I'll admit and I agree your generation is consistent
Except without us you wouldn't even come to existence
Respect the OG's cuz' thanks to us the game is decent
I've had better artworks than you've ever had more reprints.
A?N: You already know what to do, I don't need to say it…ok just this once. WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF TCG! I'm letting everyone else know now, I've got help on the way for the next chapter but feel free to leave who you think won and suggestions of cards you'd like to see duel it out in a rap battle in your reviews. Also if you want you can leave a verse or two, and if you do then I'll be sure to mention you in the next chapter, I don't really expect you to but it's your choice. Next chapter…Blue-Eyes White Dragon vs. Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon, I can't wait for this one!