A/N: I was in the mood to write a humorous one-shot! Tell me what you think! :P

EDIT: I reposted this because I needed to change the format. Apparently it got all messed up.

It was your average day at Camp Half-Blood. Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon, was walking cheerfully toward the lake when a son of Athena named John Halverson came up and said, "You wanna test out my teleporter? Great! Now let's get going."

Percy muttered a protest, but it wasn't fast enough to stop the eager inventor. He found himself inside a cylinder in front of the Athena cabin.

"You just stay there and I'll activate the device."

A door closed, trapping Percy inside. A bright light appeared, and soon he was surrounded by it.

Meanwhile, Annabeth Chase, daughter of Athena, was walking casually toward the forges when suddenly a bright light appeared- and Percy.

"Percy!" Annabeth exclaimed. "What hap-"

Suddenly the teleporter overloaded. Annabeth was sucked into the light with Percy. They were transported to odd places, like on Clarisse's head. With a large bang and a reasonable amount of smoke, the returned to the teleporter. The doors opened and they emerged.

"Di immortales," stuttered John.

Percy and Annabeth were confused- until the saw that their bodies had been merged together.

"THAT'S IT! YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE!" screamed an extremely unhappy Annabeth.

"I don't see how," muttered the son of Athena.

"ARE YOU BLIND? I'M STUCK TO THIS!" yelled Annabeth, pointing directly at Percy.

Mr. D arrived at the scene and partly shouted "What's with all th-," then looked at Percabeth and then said, "I don't wanna know."

John, who had recovered from the shock, said "Well, Percabeth," said the know calm son of Athena, "looks like you're going to sleep outside tonight while everyone else sleeps in the nice, cozy, cabins. Bye."

It rained hard that night. Very hard. Very, very hard. And Percabeth was sitting right in the middle of it.

"I'm so gonna kill that kid", said Annabeth.

"Seconded," said Percy.

The next day John came out of the Athena cabin.

"I found a solution!" he declared. He had invented what seemed to be some sort of ray gun. He fired it at Percabeth and the two demigods were disconnected. Percy drew out Riptide and Annabeth drew out her knife.

And the chase commenced.

Epilogue

John knew it would work. So what if he accidentally bonded Percy and Annabeth together? He was sure it would work time. But who to test it on? Then he spotted Grover.