I ate a man

by Red Crayon Embassy

Who likes Katy Perry? Who likes Oogie Boogie? WELL LETS PUT THEM TOGETHER SHALL WE? Based on the song 'I kissed a girl' except its not Katy singing it.

SO, welcome again to my little parodies. This time it's Katy Perry's 'I kissed a girl' sung by Oogie Boogie after a particularly successful day. Thank you for suggesting it Subuku no jess!

Well this went just the way I planned

Not, good intention

I got so brave, dice in my hand

Lost my discretion

It's not what, I'm used to,

Just wanna try it out to eat

And it was, delicious

Sweet, cool and made of meat

I ate a man and I liked it

The taste of his swirling bloodstream

I ate a man, just to try it

I hope the king jack won't mind it

I guess it's wrong

But it tasted right

Gonna digest them tonight!

I ate a man and I liked it

I liked it!

I don't even know his name

So? He, won't be missed

He's my cannibal gambling game,

Hard, to resist

It's the thing,

Evil monsters do,

But no-one understands,

We just need, some nice food,

Why the hell is 'murder' banned?

I ate a man and I liked it

The taste of his swirling bloodstream

I ate a man, just to try it

I hope the king jack won't mind it

I guess it's wrong

But it tasted right

Gonna digest them tonight!

I ate a man and I liked it

I liked it!

My bugs now ravelling with glee,

Looks like a great supper for me,

Swallow them whole to try it,

Too good to, deny it

AAH! Footsteps! Better finish quiiicckllyyy….

I ate a man and I liked it

The taste of his swirling bloodstream

I ate a man, just to try it

I hope the king jack won't mind it

I guess it's wrong

But it tasted right

Gonna digest them tonight!

I ate a man and I liked it

I liked it!