This is a new ff inspired by one of the best ff's ever written Finding Happiness, if you haven't read it I inspire you to read it and reply to the author Tater06 and I hope I do her story justice with mine. I also hope she reads it and replies to it because she inspired it and if the characters are confusing reply or PM me and I'd be more than happy to explain anything you guys might find confusing. So without further ado here's Want To Love Yo.
Kuki Sanban was in the hospital with Wally by her side holding her hand all smiles as Kuki was doing her breathing exercises she and Wally practiced that day and the doctor walked in.
"Mrs. Sanban welcome but you aren't due for another eight weeks what are you doing here today my lovely?" the doctor asked as Wally looked like he wanted to sock the doctor in the eye and the mouth at the same time.
"Well Doctor Washington seeing my water broke this babies ready to come out and ahead of schedule, so what do you say we deliver this thing like a pizza pie?" Kuki asked as Doctor Leo Washington had a confused look on his face.
"So I hang a lot at Melloni's pizza shop so sue me, he makes a mean Hawaiian pizza but his meat lovers is to die for, and so are his analogies".
"Look Doc are you going to stand here flabbing your jaw all night or are you going to deliver our child?, because if not I'm sure there are plenty of other doctor's that will" Wally said as Doctor Washington put his rubber gloves on and got ready to deliver Kuki and Wally's first child.
'All right here comes the head and one more big push for me Mrs. Sanban and then we can determine it's sex and all that other good stuff" Doctor Washington said as Kuki screamed in pain as she pushed one more time and out popped a baby with Chinese eyes, black hair, green eyes, and a smile.
"It's a boy Sanban family, so Wally what do you say to a novelty cigar?, I mean all the cool dad's are doing it these days".
"The only thing I want to do right now is care for my frail wife, my newborn son, and find a name for this little miracle" Wally said as Kuki smiled thinly and kissed Wally as the baby cooed in her arms.
"I think we should name it John Wally, I mean John's a very average name and I think it'll be the easiest for us to remember" Kuki said hoarse from screaming as Wally smiled and kissed her back.
"John it is and now let's talk more about us Kooks, I mean come on we've been withheld from love since you were bedridden and I had to wait on you hand and foot".
"Wally how can you think of sex when you have a little miracle literally poking you in the eye, he looks like a good scrapper doesn't he?".
"I was as a kid so yea he looks like he can scrap the hell out of the devil if he had the chance, let's just hope he has a better life than you did Kooks, I mean I had to pull you from the fire but him I don't think I have it in me".
Kuki got a serious look in her eyes as Wally held that same look hoping John never met a Brooke who was a girl Kuki met in her school days and tormented her daily.
'I have it in me to help him Walls and so do you, I mean look at the wonder you turned me into, I just can't believe a son but maybe next time we should go for girl that way he'll have a sister to play with".
"I say we go girl next time too, it would be cool to have another you in the house my lovely cherry blossom, I mean the boy's bound to get bored talking to us sooner or later as he grows up" Wally said as Kuki nodded not predicting the pain John would go through as a pre teen.
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Seven years later we see John Sanban asleep in his bed as a little girl of four with skunk like hair walked up slowly with a whistle around her neck giggling.
"In 3-2-1- and ladies and gentlemen we have liftoff, wake up you lazy sack I want waffles and mommy and daddy are not to wait on me hand and foot!" The girl screamed blowing her whistle as the boy angrily shot up and the girl giggled with her little fists raised.
"Now waffles chop, chop I want them today not next year you lazy bones nephew, I mean mommy would be in the kitchen already making the batter by now" The girl who was Mushi's daughter said as John angrily waved his hand at her and set pans up ready to make his whole family including his triplet three year old sisters pancakes.
"Don't you have a mother to do this stuff for you Madeline, I mean I'm not exactly Madeline's servant now am I?, no I'm not so go wake your mother up and have her make them" John said in a daydream as in reality he just did as he was told even if people were younger than him.
"Excellent and maybe if it's not too much trouble you can try not to take forever and mix in some blueberries and chocolate chips MMMMMMMMMMMMM I can taste their tastiness now".
"Madeline my sweet where are you?, I mean hide and seek was never really your strong suit if you want to play that game" Mushi rang down the hall as the scamper of little feet dashed down the stairs to join her in the kitchen.
'Morning John I didn't know you were making breakfast for everyone how very thoughtful, now remember my Maddie likes the blueberries fresh picked none of that frozen junk and she loves ooey gooey chocolate chips, plus pulp free fresh squeezed orange juice".
"Yea, yea, yea I know your mean little witchy daughter wants what she wants and God forbid I deny her the tiniest bit of what she wants am I right?" Daydream John asked as in reality he flipped the pancakes and passed them out to everyone leaving a plate for him, Kuki, and Wally when they woke up aside.
"I want more I'm a growing girl you know?, I mean two come on I should get at least five plus sausage and bacon, and where in the world is my fresh squeezed orange juice you little punk?" Madeline asked as John's plate was slid to her and he also slid her a cup with orange juice in it and stalked off back to his room.
Madeline squealed happily and attacked the pancakes as we see how round she is and her stomach jiggled with glee as John's rumbled and he laid on his bed with his eyes closed hoping it was all a bad dream.
"Stupid Madeline and Aunt Mushi why did they have to move in with us?, out of all the people in California they had to pick us all because I'm a stupid pushover" John whispered angrily to himself as Kuki and Wally's bedroom door opened and they both walked out looking in on John.
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"Morning sweetie I smell pancakes so let me guess you cooked because we are such loving parents and you want to show us that" Kuki said as John nodded and turned his head hoping Kuki couldn't see him bawling his eyes out.
"Jonny baby what's the matter sweetie?, did Madeline and Auntie Mushi get to you again baby because you know you can tell me if they did right?".
"It's nothing mom I'm just having an off day is all, I mean haven't you ever had one when you were my age?, I'm sure you did mother dear" Daydream John said as Kuki stroked reality John's hair gently looking down at him.
"It's nothing but an off day mom, I'm sure I'll feel better later on, you better get downstairs and eat before Maddie gobbles up your breakfast like she did mine".
"You're kidding me John, I told Mushi not to overfeed her being here, now she's going to get an earful from me believe that she scared me as a kid but now I'm the older sister and she's the youngest" Kuki said as John slowly sat up and stared at Kuki.
"When are they going to find a place to live mom?, I mean they've been here for ten months mom and they Uncle Sandy and Aunt Mushi claim to have looked at houses but they still haven't found a place" John said as Kuki nodded as Kuki plopped down next to him.
"Believe me John Aunt Mushi knows how to make anybody's patience wear thin, she did it with your dad so many times that now she's scared to go near him because he sore he was going to bash her head in if she ever stepped a toe out of line in this house".
"And the way I see it she's going to get it too, I mean honestly you spend all day making this breakfast for the family and greedy Madeline decides her and her fat self needs more pancakes so she bullies a poor seven year old to give them to her" Wally said stomping down the stairs as Kuki and John followed.
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"All right Mushi and Madeline get your tails in gear and cook my son some new pancakes now, and don't say no I don't feel like cooking right now because I won't hear it you cruddy bullies".
"Look Wally we never told him to give away his food my little Madeline just suggested he make more because she is a growing girl" Mushi said through a mouthful of blueberry pancake.
"I can see she's a growing girl she should be called blob not Madeline, she's eating us out of house and home and you're the one letting her do it".
"I'm not you Wally meaning I won't deny a poor, defenseless, little girl food when she asks for it, now apologize for the blob comment or we're leaving".
"You're right Mushi you are leaving, you have 24 hours to pack and leave this house, if in 24 hours you're still here I'm not going to be able to control what my husband does to you" Kuki said as Mushi got eye to eye with her.
"You may be the big sister Kuki but I'm on the up and up with mom and dad and you aren't, I just have to make one call and they'll be here arguing my and poor Madeline's defense while you cower in their shadows" Mushi said grinning as Kuki picked up the phone.
"You forget mom and dad made up with me last month and we're on the up and up nowadays, they bring me to dinner every weekend and you aren't invited poor you, in fact tonight Wally, John, Lauren, Lisa, Lauralei, and I are going to dinner and you moving out will come up " Kuki said as Mushi got a you wouldn't dare look.
"Don't test me Moosh I have a bunch of childhood aggression for you and you'd better start packing soon or the stuff you leave here will go to me or John whatever it is".
"Fine Kuki if that's the way you want it Sandy, Madeline, and I will move out and live in the back of the van because we can't find an affordable house or apartment, how's that on your conscience big sister?"
"You mean they won't hire a druggie these days shame on them shame, shame, shame on society for not employing your pot smoking, beer drinking, altogether lazy boyfriend" Daydream John said as Wally said the words John was thinking.
"Well maybe Sandy does hit the bottle too hard, and maybe he does smoke too much weed but how would you feel if you were laid off from the best job you ever had?".
"He was a pot smoking, drinking, construction site foreman he was asking to get fired, now as my wife said you better start packing soon or whatever you leave behind is her's and my first born sons" Wally said as Mushi angrily pushed her plate back and got on the phone with Mrs. Sanban who was already on the phone with Kuki.
"Well mom John made this great breakfast for the family and Madeline the hog that she is ate his breakfast and if we weren't down here I'm sure she would eat ours too" Kuki said as Mushi glared angrily at Wally.
"You changed her for the worse Wally, she used to be so easy to talk to and now she's all like I'm doing what I want and there's no stopping me from hurting whoever's in my way".
Madeline sniffled as she saw that there was no more Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, Noggin, PBS Kids, Sprout, or any other cartoons and this hit her more than anything else.
"Yes mom I'm sure I'm doing the right thing too but Mushi's another story, she believes I'm supposed to drop everything and turn my head away from my hurt son and three daughters to cater to her, her piglet daughter, and her freeloading boyfriend".
John made pancakes for himself as Madeline's piglet eyes lit up and made to grab John's stack as Kuki's free hand slapped her's and she shook her head no at Madeline.
"All right honestly eating in front of her is torture to her, I mean he's giving himself the biggest stack now who's being a pig?, he can't even finish that stack" Mushi said as John poured syrup and mounds of butter on them and Madeline sniffled as Sandy now a grown up looked worn, high, and grungy walked up.
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"Morning Sandy did you hear the good news?, well future brother in law we hope tell me did you?, Oh I give up fine I'll tell you, you're moving and so are the rest of the freeloaders in this house and you have 24 hours to get your tails out before I call the police" Kuki said hanging up with her mother as Madeline ran at her father bawling.
"Well that's nice isn't it, I mean you broke a little girl's heart and your work here is done Mrs. Soulcrusher, now excuse me but I have a date with Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan to get through" Sandy said groggily as Kuki angrily led him to their disastrous room and pointed to boxes.
"And this is just your room I'd love for you to see your daughter's room when you're done packing in here, It's ten million times worse than this and you also have to explain to her about the no more Spongebob, My Friends Tigger And Pooh, Cailou, Barney, Word World, Clifford The Big Red Dog, Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends rule".
"You're really going to enjoy that aren't you Kuki, now you have three girl's who will watch all those things plus Phineas and Ferb, Wizards Of Waverly Place, Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, The Othersiders, Survive This, I Carly, and The Mighty B!" Mushi said as Kuki beamed pointing at the box.
"Fine we'll leave but you'll be sorry when Karma comes to bite your butt Kuki because it will and you'll be stuck on the streets and Sandy and I will have a house and cable and won't take you in".
"That's fine with me Moosh I'm not going to turn to you for anything, I'm going to live here with cable forever and you'll be stuck on the street with nobody to save you".
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A couple hours later Mushi finished packing her things, Sandy's things, and Madeline's things as John grabbed a black apron and Mushi shot him an angry look.
"This is all your fault John now three people's lives hang in the balance and it's your fault that they hang in the balance".
"Don't you hassle our son Mushi it's not his fault that this was a long time coming, you, your idiot boyfriend, and your piglet daughter have mooched your last mooch because I refuse to take care of you guys anymore and so does Wally.
"Bye mom and dad I'm off to my first day at Melloni's Pizza Palace I just hope he likes me as much as you say he will" John said nervousness in his voice as Mushi looked at him again.
"Get Sandy a job there too, maybe we can make enough money to prove my little sister and her Aussie boyfriend wrong" Mushi said as John shook his head no and walked off for his first day of work as Kuki smiled.
"Remember our first day Walls and how Mr. Melloni wanted so bad to get us together and we were so weirded out by it, and in the end we ended up together and had him to thank for it" Kuki said as Wally nodded kissing her.
"Son word of advice if you meet a girl like you don't let her get away, fight for her, show her you love her, and then tell her you love her I mean it worked for us" Wally said as Mushi huffed and walked out the door with her family to live in Sandy's van for the time being.
Well that's it for now so please reply and Tatero6 if you're reading this I hope you like it and I'd like to add I don't own the idea of Mr. Melloni Tater 06 does and thanks fellow fanficers until next time