Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki.

Note: I own Tara Belle.

Hikari Maiden: I enjoy creating the fan fiction a whole lot more when I insert characters I create. I get more into creating my fan fiction. I feel more excited about creating my fan fiction. I feel more enjoyment creating my fan fiction. Otherwise, it feels more like a chore than fun. This is the truth. I mean, I even tried stories I place the character in my shoes. This didn't work. I got flamed. The idea had nothing to do with anything and my fan fiction confused and bored everyone as well as myself. I tried fan fiction based on the characters and plot. This didn't work. I got flamed. I'm told I'm not sympathetic enough, or that I'm too sympathetic. I don't want this to feel like a chore full of boredom. I want this to feel like lots of fun. I beg all my reviewers to accept the 'Mary-Sue' as a type of style. Judge my fan fiction based on my inserted character and the interaction amongst the other characters. Don't judge my fan fiction by the fact that no one enjoys a 'Mary-Sue'. I'm one of those people with a personality like a 'Mary-Sue' and that's probably why I find it rather frustrating and boring to try and not do a 'Mary-Sue'.

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~ Chapter One ~

Gojyo Sha grinned above his cards. "Eee-hee-hee-hee!" He's so mine!

Goku Son looked up from his hand of cards at the young half youkai, half human with raised eyebrows and a confused expression. "What the heck are you laughing at? I'm about to kick your butt." Moron.

Gojyo shook his head from side-to-side and sang, "Uh-uhhhh!" He placed between him and Goku two Aces and two Kings. Gotcha!

"AUGH! NOT AGAIN!" Not fair! He cheats!

"Ha! I win again!" Poor sport.

Goku glared and pointed a finger at the young man. "You cheat!"

"I so did not, you little punk!" How dare he?

"You so did, you ero kappa!" How dare he?

"Baka saru!"

"Don't call me a stupid monkey!"

"Don't call me a pervy water sprite!"

In the front passenger seat, Sanzo Genjyo clenched his teeth. Those two seriously grate on my nerves!

Hakkai Cho noticed from the corner of his eye. Oh, no! "Easy, Sanzo."

The priest grumbled, "I wish those two would shut up." My head is beginning to pound with those two morons.

Hakkai sighed. "Hopefully they'll tire out soon." Oh, Sanzo…

Sanzo gave Hakkai an odd look. "You've got to be kidding me. Those two? Tire out? Soon? All they do is bicker as if an old, married couple." I realize I said something off the wall just now, but it's every bit the annoying truth.

This comment made Hakkai snort and burst into a fit of laughter. "Point made." He has a strange sense of humour.

Gojyo and Goku gave Hakkai a strange look and Goku asked, "Is Hakkai broken?" What is up with Hakkai?

Gojyo responded with, "He's never acted this way." He hugged himself and shuddered. "It's creepy." Is normal Hakkai too much to ask for? Seriously.

Hikari Maiden: Okay, now, that is funny!