SSA Dr. Spencer Reid-

Spencer walked into the room and, I stood up to shake his hand. "Hi I'm Bubbles, thanks for letting me interview you."

"Yeah, no problem. Um is that your -your real name?"

"No, but it's whatever one calls me. Let's get started shale we? What made you decide to become a profiler for the FBI?"

"Um, well I wanted to be able to help 'put the bad guy in his place' so to speak. I want people to feel safe where ever they go."

I nodded and scribbled it down "Is it true that you have an eidetic memory, an IQ of 180, and five PhDs?"

"Yes, 187, and three PhDs, two BAs and I'm working on a third."

"Would you say you're the best profiler out there?"

"No, I'd say the best is Jason Gideon. And I'd put Aaron Hotchner, David Rossi, and Derek Morgan way up on the list before I'd put myself."

"Who would you say is the worst unsub you [the team] have caught?"

"Either Gorge Foyet or Tobias Hankel?

"Why and where are they now?"

He shifted uncomfortably "I'd rather not say why and they are both dead."

"If you weren't working for the FBI, where do you think you'd be working?

"I have no idea?"

"Would you ever consider becoming a teacher?"

"Not really, school was horrible for me and I don't want to relive it anytime soon." he shivered

"Alright, I'm required to ask five serious questions before I can have fun with them. So, what's your favorite movie?"

"I love Alvin and the Chipmunks."

"Hmmm you don't really seem the type."

"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love them; Alvin the spunky outgoing one, Theo the sweet and caring one, and my favorite Simon the smart funny one"

"Have you ever thought about getting married or having kids?"

"Numerous times but I've never had that connection with anyone so..." he shrugged.

"What's your favorite type of music?"

"Classic, like Bach and Mozart"

"What are you looking for in a girl?"

"Wait- what has that to do with anything?" he said, his voice going up an octave.

"Just answer the question."

"I- I don't really know."

I frowned but continued on. "Boxers or briefs?"

"Does it really matter?"

"YES!"

"Boxers."

"Would you rather have a cat or dog?"

"Cat, did you know they can hear ultrasounds?"

"Okay then... have you had your first kiss yet?"

"Yes." he blushed

"What's the greatest prank you've ever pulled?"

He had to think for a minute "Oh once I made Morgan a cup of coffee and told him it was caffeinated, but it was really decaf." he busted out laughing while I remained silent. Noticing, he stopped and cleared his throat.

"What are your favorite food, drink, salad, desert, and breakfast item?"

"Food; mushroom pizza, despite what everyone thinks, I love hot chocolate; I only drink coffee to look professional, but I load it down with sugar so it's not so bad. I love this mint salad; I make it all the time. I love brownies with heath crumbled up on top and for breakfast, I like Oreo pancakes."

"Interesting," I commented "I've been looking for new salad ideas, so can you tell me more about it?"

"Umm if you give me a minute, I have some in the break room; if you want I could go get it."

"Sure." He got up and left the room.

In the break room, Morgan was eating a turkey sandwich "Hey Pretty Boy, how's your interview going? Are you done yet?"

"No, I'm not done yet and she's crazy. In swear to you she crazy." he said exasperated.

"What makes you say that?"

"She asked me the oh so common question of 'boxers or briefs', what kind of girls I'm into and her name is 'Bubbles', Morgan, 'Bubbles' and now I'm bringing her salad."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait hold up a sec what did you say?"

"I said she's crazy."

"No, what was your answer?"

"Morgan!" he whined

"Oh My GOD, you like her don't you?"

"NO!"

"Yes you do."

"Bye Morgan."

"Wait."

"What?"

"Is she pretty?" he asked with a big grin on his face. Reid left the room and Morgan mentally counted down. 5-4-3-2-1. Reid re-entered the room.

"Shut up." he said grabbing the salad and left before Morgan could say anything.

As he came back in, I said "I was starting to wonder if you were coming back."

"Sorry, I was- a little- distracted."

"Ahh" I said raising my eyebrow.

"Morgan was taking his lunch, but I got the salad." he held it up and gave it a quick shake. He handed it to me along with a fork. I opened the lid and took a bite.

"Ummm this is good, can I have the recipe?"

"Sure." I handed him my notebook after turning to a clean sheet and my pen.

When he gave it back, I said "You had better take it or I'll eat it all. Shale we continue?" he nodded "What's your favorite Holiday?"

"Halloween."

"What do you like about it?"

"You get to dress up and be something you're not, you get free candy, and there are all night scary movie marathons."

"Do you still dress up and go trick-or-treating?"

"Maybe."

"I'll take that as a yes. What do you like to do in what little free time you get?"

"I like to read, study magic and play cards."

"Now, I've only spoke to your boss once- what's his name-"

"Hotch"

"Yeah, well he didn't smile at all, does he ever and does he scare you?"

"He used to but not anymore, and no he doesn't smile all that much."

"Now, I want to do one of those tests that therapist do, the one where I'll say a word and you'll say what first comes to your mind." He nodded "Red."

"Green"

"Lemon"

"Lime"

"Time"

"Not enough"

"Twilight"

"Pretty"

"Harry Potter"

"Who?"

"Nikola Tesla"

"Inventor"

"Fall'

"Colorful"

"Soccer"

"Three strikes and you're out."

"Mentos"

"Physics Magic"

"Green"

"Recycling"

"Phone number"

"555-6981"

"Thank you"

"You're welcome"

"No, were done now, you can go."

"Oh sorry- wait, what?"

"I said were done and you can go now."

"Did you just ask for my number?"

"Really now, I'm very busy. I have ten more interviews today. You really need to go now; oh can you tell Mr. Morgan that I'm ready to talk with him."

He nodded and slowly got up to leave the room, trying to comprehend what just happened. Down the hall a little ways was Morgan. "Hey, how did it go?"

Reid turned his slightly paled face to him to say "She wants to talk to you now."

AN: Thanks for Reiding. Hope you enjoyed and laughed a little at least (I know I did writing it) so I randomly came up with this idea after seeing little conversations between characters and writers and so, this was born. I plan on doing interviews with everyone from Gideon to Rossi and ever one in between :) feel free to review.