You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When...
* Your brother is known as Sammy, no one knows his real name is Fred
* Everything you see/say you can relate to Sailor Moon
* You wear a tiara to school
* You love being electrocuted
* You bring bubbles with you EVERYWHERE
* You're a pyro maniac
* You carry around a flashlight and point it at random people while shouting "Venus Crescent Beam SMASH"
* Your school project on your interest lasted the whole year and still wasn't finished, how could you stop talking about Sailor Moon?
* You change your name to one of the Sailor Scouts
* You get plastic surgery so you can look just like a certain Sailor Moon character
* You re-do your room like Serena's
* You paint Sailor Moon pictures on your walls
* You wear one of the scouts wardrobes, even though their clothes are hideous
* You name your child Serena and call her Rini
* When the plumber comes over you suspect he's from the negaverse, so you chuck ice cubes at him while saying, "Shine Aqua Illusion!"
* You've been to jail for setting people on fire because you could have sworn they were an enemy
* You ask everyone with purple highlights, blue, turquoise, pink, or greenish colored hair what their names are
* You run around with a red garden globe attached to a blue spray painted stick trying to travel time
* You attempt to drown people who you think are enemies
* You steal a sword from a museum an run around in public screaming "Space Sword Blaster" until you are reported
* You make a Silence Glaive out of tinfoil, enough said
* You always carry around the moon wand you got from Toys R US
* You kill and take over the identity of anyone with the same name as a Sailor Scout.
* You were sent to a mental hospital because of your obsession
* You wear a tuxedo and cape everywhere you go, including school
* You have to major dreams, One: that a talking cat will come and make you a Sailor Scout, Two: All of the moonies in the world have a festival so you can finally meet others with the same obsession as you
* You don't respond to your boyfriend unless he calls you meatball head
* No one knows your real name
* Neither do you
* You made a permanent crescent moon mark on your cat's forehead
* You tattooed your own head too
* You make your best friend talk with a strange accent
* You always wear your homemade moon locket
* You are very proud of being a moonie and never deny it
* You were expelled from your last 10 schools for carrying around and whipping people with a spray painted chain
* You hurl oak leaves at anyone with "bad vibes"
* You burn down your school because in archery you light your arrows on fire and you missed the target
* The door to your room is painted like the Gate of Time and your room is filled with smoke from a smoke machine
* You carry a mirror and a bottle of water in your backpack
* You make earthquakes
* You pretend to faint and act weak, so you cant be Hotaru
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Thanks everyone! I will add more soon and I promise you that these are all my own ideas and I copied no one. *:O)
Your faithful ruler,
Princess BOING Serenity