-
Day one: Okay,let's admit it .Everyone knows I am the worst flier in the history of flying .And since there's really nothing left to do in the Earth Temple ,I decided to go back to Dragon Roost to get a job.
I wanted to be a mail carrier. Simple, right?
WRONG.
Obviously, I am too poor a flier to be an effective mail carrier.Therefore, I have been sent to the Forest Haven to train. Let's see how that goes. We start tomorrow.
Day two:OWOWOWOWOW. Today, my trainer, Hoskit, made me use some Baba Buds to reach the top crown of the Dead Deku Tree. That doesn't sound too bad, until you realize YOU'VE GOT TO FLY
ALL THE WAY DOWN! Picture this: You are THE worst flier in the history of flying, and are standing on a bunch of crumbly leaves. Crumbly leaves THAT ARE 700 FEET IN THE AIR! And you've got
to fly all the way down. Sound simple now?
Yeah, I managed to keep flapping until I was about FORTY FEET FROM THE GROUND! THAT STILL HURT! Hoskit said I was lucky to be alive. I'll show you lucky to be alive...
Day three: Well, today wasn't so bad. Hoskit made me fly to Forbidden Woods. Wait, that IS so bad. I was a hundred feet in the air, and I had to fly seven hundred more feet.I fell into the sea a lot. I lost count at seven.
Day Winnie-the-Pooh:
Well, Hoskit threw out the calender so I can't tell. I'm just going to make stuff up. I had to do the Deku-Tree-Fly-or-Die test again. I was still tired because he basically woke me up at three in the morning.
But I still managed to keep flapping to thirty-nine feet. W00T! I enchanced by a foot! Why do they call them feet anyway? I think Valoo said something about Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule, who I shall
from now on I will refer to as Guy-With-Really-Crappy-Name, having a foot that was twelve inches long. I think the other was four inches long. I'm not sure though. If that is the case, why don't they call one foot
two feet and have it be sixteen inches long? I wish I had a foot that was sixteen inches long. Then I could kick Komali for trying to flirt with me.
Day Build-a-Bear:
Today I got a day off. Kewl. So today, I can work on my new dictionary. Maybe I could revolutionize speech. For example;
Cool would be kewl
too/two/to-2
tata for now-ttfn
see you later-c u l8r
hi-h6e4l69l8o mr jones
c?evrything wud b so much clerer n simplr n stuf.n thayr wud b no captls.
-
It for now I NEED SUGGESTIONS!Please R&R.