The Backyarders-
By Kyle Vandagriff
Once upon a time, in a small small town of Hodgen, Oklahoma, there lived a wrestling fan by the name of Kyle Vandagriff. Kyle Vandagriff has followed the WWE since 1996 and has became nothing but obsessed with it. But recently, he found out something about wrestling. He found out it was worked. This didn't break Kyle's heart one bit though, but instead made him want to do something even bigger now. He wanted to control his own federation! To strengthen this urge he found a program that could do just the right thing for temporary time being, it was a program on the internet, created by Adam Ryland called, EWR (www.AdamRyland.co.uk) This program allowed someone to takeover one of many feds. Kyle played this game until his fingers hurt, and he finally got burnt out from it. That's when, he decided to take his made up fed, and turn it into a real fed!
The fed would be called- The GWF! (Global wrestling federation) except there was one problem, he had no wrestlers nor nobody even around the small town called Hodgen that even knew how to wrestle. Kyle Vandagriff walked into his school after Christmas break and met with his friends, they talked about the usual stuff. Kyle's friends were:
Greg Terwilliger, a red headed freckled face kid who weighed 150 lbs. And had a long neck.he was about 6'0.
Michael Hoxit, an obese kid whom weighed around 200 lbs., and was around 6'1.
John Culpepper a skinny kid whom had a good sense of acting. Drew Cheshier, a very athletic kid who is going out with the hottest girl in ninth grade, he's about 160 lbs. and about 5'7.
Tres Phipps, a blonde headed kid who is preppy in every sense.
Cory Hughes, A pretty stout guys that was about 5'8 and weighed around 160.
Mikal Hall a very annoying kid who no one likes. He stands a 5'6 and weighs in around 135.
Chance Clark a nerdy tall skinny kid. He's about 5'11 and weighs about 132.
Travis McDaniel a fairly overweight kid, who is obsessed with Tupac, weighs in around 167.
And finally Justin Routen weighs in around 89 lbs. And is 4'8
They brought up a topic about wrestling during lunchtime and Kyle got a brilliant idea. Kyle stood up and said, "I KNOW! We will create our own fed!" Kyle's friends stared at him dumbfounded. Drew then said "Kyle, we are teenagers, we don't even have enough money to build a fed!"Kyle then said" We don't need money right now, we'll just start by doing it for fun and inviting only our family members, and gradually we will grow. We will use my yard as the wrestling arena and the trampolines as the wrestling ring!" they stared dumbfounded again, Travis stands up" wouldn't we need ropes" Kyle responded"well of course we need ropes! We will use some metal fence posts to be ring posts and tie ropes around the trampoline! So if you are in it.stand up." They stared blankly at Eachother, Greg stood up, Drew stood up, Travis stood up, and before long all stood up. Kyle smiled and said " great! Right here..in this very cafeteria.is the formation of the ultimate force that will beat the WWE.. The Global..wrestling Federation! Everyone come over to my house today so we can discuss this further. Tell others about this too!"
Later that same day everyone who wants to join the fed is sitting in the living room playing Smackdown! Shut your mouth. When Kyle walks in the room with a long piece of paper and some wrestling videos. Kyle places the wrestling videos on the table "Alright.to be a successful fed, we first need to give you guys gimmicks. I have set up a list of gimmicks for everybody here." Kyle passes the list of gimmick around. the list goes like this:
Greg Terwilliger: GOLFBERG. Your gimmick is that you are a golfer that looks like Goldberg, only not as buff. Your trademark move is the figure fore.
Chance Clark: Yardtard. Seeing as you have no wrestling abilities whatsoever you will just blade yourself and do random big spots. You also will scream "XXXXXTREEEEEEEEEME" abruptly.your main move: the botched flip.
Drew Cheshier: Bart Hart. You are the lost hart brother who was abandoned by Stu Hart because Bret Hart wouldn't job to your diaper. Your main move: The crapshooter.
Michael Hoxit: The Hatchet. Your gimmick is kind of like the executioners, your main move is the Hatchet Drop where you abruptly sit on your opponents face.
Tres Phipps: The Heart Stopping Kid. Your gimmick is that you are a evil doctor. Your main move is the Sleeping potion to the arm, which is where you inject your opponent with a sleeping potion and pin him
Travis McDaniel: White Cracka G: your gimmick is that you rap terribly and talk about tupacs return. Your main move.The homey G Bomb to the doggs in the ghetto. Which is a powerbomb
John Culpepper: Crisco inferno. Your gimmick is that you are the secondary officer of the Crisco company. You like to disco a lot and do the Crisco dance (Thrusts pelvis while disco dancing) your main move: The flaming flip. You set yourself on fire and do a flip onto your opponent.
Justin Routen: Silver Psycho. You are the true cruiserweight of the GWF. You can do many high-flying moves and is the risk taker of the company. You come out in a spandex jumpsuit. Your main move : the monkey flip 180 splashing ravishing armed Press.
Boomer Eagle: The Nudertaker. You are a 6'4 giant that walks around in nothing but a thong. You also drive a four wheeler to the ring.
Cody Barlow:goldPsycho. You team with silver psycho and are the main tag team in the GWF. You wear a gold spandex jumpsuit.
Cody Ellis: The Rick. You are a cocky selfish, heel who thinks he's the greatest thing in the world. Your main move: The Rick Bottom.
Cory Hughes: HOGA. You wear yellow and red sweatsuits to the ring. You claim to be hulk Hogan and you're extremely poor and beg for money from the crowd. Your main move: The Mediocre leg drop
Mikal Hall: El Jobber. Your gimmick is that you're a jobber from Mexico who used to job to Mexicans for beer money.you came to GWF hoping for enough beer money to buy a six pack one day! Your main move: the lay down on the mat.
When everyone got done reading, they were dumbfounded and stupefied. But they got over it and became their gimmicks. The next day they put the fence posts up and put the Ropes (which were three sets of telephone wires wrapped together) up. Kyle grabbed the weapons that would be used. They had a ladder, a steel chair, a lawn chair, a cookie tray, a shovel, and various bricks around the houses and many they weapons or objects strewn across the backyard. They also started work on the most coveted title in the GWF.the GWF world title, which was a piece of leather from Kyle's moms jacket shaped like a belt and a piece of aluminum with the words "GWF WORLD TITLE" on it in permanent marker. And the most dominant gimmick match ever...THE CAGE MATCH, which was their abandoned dog, cage. The Cage Match would only be used on big events and for a title.
Kyle then decided that he himself would want a part of the fun and created his own character..KDOGG! They then had to decide a date for the first show. It was in the middle of January and it was freezing cold outside, but they decided there first show would be on January 18th, and they would aptly call it... THE BIG EVENT.
The card for the big event ran like this:
Kdogg vs. GOLFBERG{the GWF title}: This match should surely be a slobberknocker of a match! The amazing Golfberg going against the owner of the fed, Kyle Vandagriff!
The Nudertaker vs. Crisco inferno: The dancing machine makes his debut in this match against the 6'4 Giant the nudertaker! What a clash of styles in this match!
Bart Hart & Hoga vs. the Psychos ( Silver Psycho and Goldpsycho): The Spandex wearing freaks against the Canadian and American representatives. This should be a quite.interesting.match.
HSK vs. the Rick: The Cocky self-centered heel makes his debut in this match against the Doctor that knows his poisons, Heart stopping kid!
White Cracka G Vs Yardtard { Hardcore Match}: Will Yardtard Blade his opponents forehead and botch a lot of moves? You can be sure of it, and also you can be sure that someone in this match will bleed!
The Hatchet vs. El Jobber: I wonder who's going to win this match? It should be interesting to see The Hatchet pound away on El Jobber!
But, we encountered a problem. We needed a ref! So we decided to let Johns grandpa do the reffing since he loved wrestling so much. We had guaranteed that at least our parents would show up for our big show, so at least we will have some crowd. But what an interesting show it should be as the GWF brings you..
THE BIG EVENT!!!!
(Big event will be in the next chapter)
By Kyle Vandagriff
Once upon a time, in a small small town of Hodgen, Oklahoma, there lived a wrestling fan by the name of Kyle Vandagriff. Kyle Vandagriff has followed the WWE since 1996 and has became nothing but obsessed with it. But recently, he found out something about wrestling. He found out it was worked. This didn't break Kyle's heart one bit though, but instead made him want to do something even bigger now. He wanted to control his own federation! To strengthen this urge he found a program that could do just the right thing for temporary time being, it was a program on the internet, created by Adam Ryland called, EWR (www.AdamRyland.co.uk) This program allowed someone to takeover one of many feds. Kyle played this game until his fingers hurt, and he finally got burnt out from it. That's when, he decided to take his made up fed, and turn it into a real fed!
The fed would be called- The GWF! (Global wrestling federation) except there was one problem, he had no wrestlers nor nobody even around the small town called Hodgen that even knew how to wrestle. Kyle Vandagriff walked into his school after Christmas break and met with his friends, they talked about the usual stuff. Kyle's friends were:
Greg Terwilliger, a red headed freckled face kid who weighed 150 lbs. And had a long neck.he was about 6'0.
Michael Hoxit, an obese kid whom weighed around 200 lbs., and was around 6'1.
John Culpepper a skinny kid whom had a good sense of acting. Drew Cheshier, a very athletic kid who is going out with the hottest girl in ninth grade, he's about 160 lbs. and about 5'7.
Tres Phipps, a blonde headed kid who is preppy in every sense.
Cory Hughes, A pretty stout guys that was about 5'8 and weighed around 160.
Mikal Hall a very annoying kid who no one likes. He stands a 5'6 and weighs in around 135.
Chance Clark a nerdy tall skinny kid. He's about 5'11 and weighs about 132.
Travis McDaniel a fairly overweight kid, who is obsessed with Tupac, weighs in around 167.
And finally Justin Routen weighs in around 89 lbs. And is 4'8
They brought up a topic about wrestling during lunchtime and Kyle got a brilliant idea. Kyle stood up and said, "I KNOW! We will create our own fed!" Kyle's friends stared at him dumbfounded. Drew then said "Kyle, we are teenagers, we don't even have enough money to build a fed!"Kyle then said" We don't need money right now, we'll just start by doing it for fun and inviting only our family members, and gradually we will grow. We will use my yard as the wrestling arena and the trampolines as the wrestling ring!" they stared dumbfounded again, Travis stands up" wouldn't we need ropes" Kyle responded"well of course we need ropes! We will use some metal fence posts to be ring posts and tie ropes around the trampoline! So if you are in it.stand up." They stared blankly at Eachother, Greg stood up, Drew stood up, Travis stood up, and before long all stood up. Kyle smiled and said " great! Right here..in this very cafeteria.is the formation of the ultimate force that will beat the WWE.. The Global..wrestling Federation! Everyone come over to my house today so we can discuss this further. Tell others about this too!"
Later that same day everyone who wants to join the fed is sitting in the living room playing Smackdown! Shut your mouth. When Kyle walks in the room with a long piece of paper and some wrestling videos. Kyle places the wrestling videos on the table "Alright.to be a successful fed, we first need to give you guys gimmicks. I have set up a list of gimmicks for everybody here." Kyle passes the list of gimmick around. the list goes like this:
Greg Terwilliger: GOLFBERG. Your gimmick is that you are a golfer that looks like Goldberg, only not as buff. Your trademark move is the figure fore.
Chance Clark: Yardtard. Seeing as you have no wrestling abilities whatsoever you will just blade yourself and do random big spots. You also will scream "XXXXXTREEEEEEEEEME" abruptly.your main move: the botched flip.
Drew Cheshier: Bart Hart. You are the lost hart brother who was abandoned by Stu Hart because Bret Hart wouldn't job to your diaper. Your main move: The crapshooter.
Michael Hoxit: The Hatchet. Your gimmick is kind of like the executioners, your main move is the Hatchet Drop where you abruptly sit on your opponents face.
Tres Phipps: The Heart Stopping Kid. Your gimmick is that you are a evil doctor. Your main move is the Sleeping potion to the arm, which is where you inject your opponent with a sleeping potion and pin him
Travis McDaniel: White Cracka G: your gimmick is that you rap terribly and talk about tupacs return. Your main move.The homey G Bomb to the doggs in the ghetto. Which is a powerbomb
John Culpepper: Crisco inferno. Your gimmick is that you are the secondary officer of the Crisco company. You like to disco a lot and do the Crisco dance (Thrusts pelvis while disco dancing) your main move: The flaming flip. You set yourself on fire and do a flip onto your opponent.
Justin Routen: Silver Psycho. You are the true cruiserweight of the GWF. You can do many high-flying moves and is the risk taker of the company. You come out in a spandex jumpsuit. Your main move : the monkey flip 180 splashing ravishing armed Press.
Boomer Eagle: The Nudertaker. You are a 6'4 giant that walks around in nothing but a thong. You also drive a four wheeler to the ring.
Cody Barlow:goldPsycho. You team with silver psycho and are the main tag team in the GWF. You wear a gold spandex jumpsuit.
Cody Ellis: The Rick. You are a cocky selfish, heel who thinks he's the greatest thing in the world. Your main move: The Rick Bottom.
Cory Hughes: HOGA. You wear yellow and red sweatsuits to the ring. You claim to be hulk Hogan and you're extremely poor and beg for money from the crowd. Your main move: The Mediocre leg drop
Mikal Hall: El Jobber. Your gimmick is that you're a jobber from Mexico who used to job to Mexicans for beer money.you came to GWF hoping for enough beer money to buy a six pack one day! Your main move: the lay down on the mat.
When everyone got done reading, they were dumbfounded and stupefied. But they got over it and became their gimmicks. The next day they put the fence posts up and put the Ropes (which were three sets of telephone wires wrapped together) up. Kyle grabbed the weapons that would be used. They had a ladder, a steel chair, a lawn chair, a cookie tray, a shovel, and various bricks around the houses and many they weapons or objects strewn across the backyard. They also started work on the most coveted title in the GWF.the GWF world title, which was a piece of leather from Kyle's moms jacket shaped like a belt and a piece of aluminum with the words "GWF WORLD TITLE" on it in permanent marker. And the most dominant gimmick match ever...THE CAGE MATCH, which was their abandoned dog, cage. The Cage Match would only be used on big events and for a title.
Kyle then decided that he himself would want a part of the fun and created his own character..KDOGG! They then had to decide a date for the first show. It was in the middle of January and it was freezing cold outside, but they decided there first show would be on January 18th, and they would aptly call it... THE BIG EVENT.
The card for the big event ran like this:
Kdogg vs. GOLFBERG{the GWF title}: This match should surely be a slobberknocker of a match! The amazing Golfberg going against the owner of the fed, Kyle Vandagriff!
The Nudertaker vs. Crisco inferno: The dancing machine makes his debut in this match against the 6'4 Giant the nudertaker! What a clash of styles in this match!
Bart Hart & Hoga vs. the Psychos ( Silver Psycho and Goldpsycho): The Spandex wearing freaks against the Canadian and American representatives. This should be a quite.interesting.match.
HSK vs. the Rick: The Cocky self-centered heel makes his debut in this match against the Doctor that knows his poisons, Heart stopping kid!
White Cracka G Vs Yardtard { Hardcore Match}: Will Yardtard Blade his opponents forehead and botch a lot of moves? You can be sure of it, and also you can be sure that someone in this match will bleed!
The Hatchet vs. El Jobber: I wonder who's going to win this match? It should be interesting to see The Hatchet pound away on El Jobber!
But, we encountered a problem. We needed a ref! So we decided to let Johns grandpa do the reffing since he loved wrestling so much. We had guaranteed that at least our parents would show up for our big show, so at least we will have some crowd. But what an interesting show it should be as the GWF brings you..
THE BIG EVENT!!!!
(Big event will be in the next chapter)