Disclaimers: I own nothing. Except my weird sense of humor.

Warnings: Yaoi (1+2 sort of...3+4) and Relena Bashing.

Chapter one: The Mission

A Chibi Adventure

"Heeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrooooooooo!! Are you listening to me?!"

"Hn" was all the Deathscythe pilot got for an answer.

//at least he's responding// though Duo.

Duo Maxwell was at it again trying to get the attention of one Heero Yuy. "Braided baka" murmured Heero.

"What was that?"

"Hn."

"Don't you ever do anything besides type on that laptop of yours? Come on lets go out somewhere."

"..."

//sigh//

Beep, beep, beep.

"Huh, whats that?"

"mission..." replied Heero skimming threw the mission. "We are to go to the colony laboratory...doesn't say why."

"We?" asked Duo hopefully.

"Yes. Me, You, Quatre, Trowa, and WuFei."

"Oh" said Duo slightly disappointed that he wouldn't be alone with the wing pilot. "Lets get the others!" Duo shouted putting on one of his fake grins.

"Hn" retorted Heero.

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