Take Me Home 
Take Me Home, Old Coast Road
Parody of John Denver's Take Me Home, Country Roads


Maybe Haven, A western village
Forsaken Mountains, White-rage River
Life is old here, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains burning in a breeze


Old Coast Road, take me home
To the realm I so long
Western village, Mountain Huma
Take me home, Old Coast Road


All my memories gather round it
A Blue Lady, stranger to her father
Dark and dusty plains of Que-shu
Bitter taste of spell gear, where the dragons flew


Old Coast Road, take me home
To the realm I so long
Western village, Mountain Huma
Take me home, Old Coast Road


I hear a voice in the morning, how it calls me
Those books remind me of a world far away
Walkin' down the street I get a feelin'
That I should've read more yesterday, yesterday


Old Coast Road, take me home
To the realm I so long
Western village, Mountain Huma
Take me home, Old Coast Road


Old Coast Road, take me home
To the realm I so long
Western village, Mountain Huma
Take me home, Old Coast Road
Take me home, Old Coast Road
Take me home, Old Coast Road
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This is proof to keep you're Dragon Lance Atlas AWAY from you when listening to John Denver.