"Here you go, one stolen top secret weapon thingy," Shego said to her boss Dr Drakken.
"What took you so long?" Drakken asked her in irritation.
"You should just be happy that I stole it for you," Shego snapped, "Do you want me to return it to the factory? Then you can send your PATHETIC henchmen to TRY and steal it all over again and see if they can manage a better time."
Drakken was getting really angry now. "Why do you always have to give me such a hard time? Who gives you a fat paycheck at the end of every month? Who is currently helping you to hide from the FBI? Who is providing you with a roof over your head? And lastly, who...."
"......Is the boss and who is the sidekick?" Shego interrupted. "Heard it, learned it, memorized it, sick of it." To prove her point, she yawned and sank down in an armchair and looked bored.
Drakken's eyes were positively red by now. "SHEGO! If you had put in the same amount of time you spend teasing me into your missions, you would have been the top villain by now. Actually, second to me."
Shego raised an eyebrow and snorted. "Are you kidding? You think you're a better villain than me? Hah! I'm wanted in eleven countries. How many are you wanted in? Shockingly, just about........ none."
That was the last straw. Drakken glared at his sidekick and yelled ," I COULD be the top villain if you weren't my sidekick! All you do is distract and pick on me. You don't show me any respect. You don't give it your all on missions. You don't give it your all in ANYTHING except for enjoying your vacations and shopping!"
Shego's eyes were closed since the beginning of his ranting, but now they flew open. "So you think you can carry on without me? Well DREWBY, count the number of times you've succeeded with and without me. Amazed by the difference? And who says I don't give it my all? I work my butt off during your stupid missions, but you always have to waste my effort by failing at your so-called 'evil schemes'. Even a brainless four-year-old would make a better villain than you!"
"Fine! If that's the way you feel, then you're FIRED!" Drakken shouted.
"You're firing me?" Shego gasped.
"That's right, I don't need a smart-mouthed, disrespectful sidekick for world conquest!"
"Fine!" Shego fired right back. She tore out her contract, flamed it up and burnt it with her rays, then stormed out the door.
"What took you so long?" Drakken asked her in irritation.
"You should just be happy that I stole it for you," Shego snapped, "Do you want me to return it to the factory? Then you can send your PATHETIC henchmen to TRY and steal it all over again and see if they can manage a better time."
Drakken was getting really angry now. "Why do you always have to give me such a hard time? Who gives you a fat paycheck at the end of every month? Who is currently helping you to hide from the FBI? Who is providing you with a roof over your head? And lastly, who...."
"......Is the boss and who is the sidekick?" Shego interrupted. "Heard it, learned it, memorized it, sick of it." To prove her point, she yawned and sank down in an armchair and looked bored.
Drakken's eyes were positively red by now. "SHEGO! If you had put in the same amount of time you spend teasing me into your missions, you would have been the top villain by now. Actually, second to me."
Shego raised an eyebrow and snorted. "Are you kidding? You think you're a better villain than me? Hah! I'm wanted in eleven countries. How many are you wanted in? Shockingly, just about........ none."
That was the last straw. Drakken glared at his sidekick and yelled ," I COULD be the top villain if you weren't my sidekick! All you do is distract and pick on me. You don't show me any respect. You don't give it your all on missions. You don't give it your all in ANYTHING except for enjoying your vacations and shopping!"
Shego's eyes were closed since the beginning of his ranting, but now they flew open. "So you think you can carry on without me? Well DREWBY, count the number of times you've succeeded with and without me. Amazed by the difference? And who says I don't give it my all? I work my butt off during your stupid missions, but you always have to waste my effort by failing at your so-called 'evil schemes'. Even a brainless four-year-old would make a better villain than you!"
"Fine! If that's the way you feel, then you're FIRED!" Drakken shouted.
"You're firing me?" Shego gasped.
"That's right, I don't need a smart-mouthed, disrespectful sidekick for world conquest!"
"Fine!" Shego fired right back. She tore out her contract, flamed it up and burnt it with her rays, then stormed out the door.