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A/N A twoshot where Gregor, Luxa, Howard, the Bane, Ripred, Ares, and others discover fanfiction! So, Ares is alive! Only because it's a twoshot meant to make you laugh. Sorry if you end up 'wasting your time', but isn't that what all parents say we do when we go on here? R&R peeps! Hope it's amusing, even though it's odd…
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A/N This is an intro to the oneshot. It is more detailed and not nearly as funny.
It was meant for your satisfaction.
Gregor's dad had recently gone back to being a science teacher. It was required to have a laptop, so on Saturday, Gregor 'borrowed' it and brought it to the Underland.
" What is this strange device?" Luxa asked him when he showed her, Howard, the Bane, Ripred, Ares, Hazard, Aurora, Nerissa, and Nike the laptop.
They were all crowded in Luxa's chambers, which she now shared with Hazard. Gregor was in the middle of the floor, with everyone else swarming around him, trying to see better what the strange thing was.
Gregor decided to tell them it was called a laptop, it was a device used to… it was…a portable, usu. battery-powered microcomputer small enough to rest on the user's lap.
That's what told Gregor when he searched it.
" May I see this wonderful, amazing device?" Ripred asked sarcastically.
" No!" Gregor shouted, " You'll break it!" (A/N Yeah, it's way OC, but it was going to be that and 'It's mine' so shut up.)
" What?! If I could break it, how fragile is the thing? Also, Lizzie wouldn't like to hear you saying that. And what would happen if Pearliegirlie here touch it?" that was Ripred.
" Gregor?" Howard asked.
" Yeah?" Gregor responded.
" Do you mean that we can find anything on this laptop device?" he questioned.
" Most everything." Gregor replied a-matter-of-factly.
" This is most interesting, Overlander," Aurora purred.
Nerissa suddenly went still and said,
" The site which you will find,
contains something so blind,
the people that do rhyme,
are crazy as the 'Prophecy of Time'."
" Ares, can you carry Nerissa to the hospital?" Gregor asked warily
The black bat left..
" It's nice to know we have a new prophecy," Ripred said derisively.
" Did you say I would break this device?" the Bane asked, just realizing what Ripred said.
Ripred rolled his eyes.
" Gregor, could I please search something?" Hazard asked.
Gregor was caught by surprise. He told Hazard he could.
" My mother told me of a machine called a computer and described what it was like, and this shows remarkable resemblance to what she told me about," Hazard explained.
" Oh, yeah, there's a less high-tech instrument called a computer, but I couldn't bring one since they have wire that plug into the wall circuits." Gregor said.
" She also told me about a site…" Hazard said hesitantly.
" What was this 'site', Hazard?" Luxa asked.
" It is called said, more confidently.
" Let us go to this site they speak of," purred Nike.
End Intro
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A/N That was the Intro- hope it was good, please R&R!