A/N: I do not own Invader Zim, it belongs to Johon Vasquez. Please R&R! Sorry I have not updated recently, I was studying other fanfictions and getting ideas to improve my own. This story is rated T because of violence and mild language, but not real bad. Maybe some blood, no gore or cannibalism or any of that crap. This is a wholesome, romantic and hilarious story that I swear that you will enjoy. If not, please let me know in the nicest way possible. Written in Zim's POV just to let you know.

Chapter 1: Tak Returns

I can't exactly remember, but I feel something crashed near my home. Gir has been investigating but has found nothing. Then again, he is not that good at investigating or anything at all. So I go out to see what has happened. After walking for a few minutes, I had seen a broken ship, maybe an escape pod? I wasn't too sure. "No one appears to be here." I mumbled to myself.

I should have not said that...

BAM!

"What the flip?"

"Zim, I finally found you. Don't you remember? YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"

That voice, it sounds so familiar, but I was hit so hard I could not see. Wait, I think I know who this is…

"TAK? IS THAT YOU?"

There was no answer. My vision slowly began to return and adjust. I opened my eyes and saw this beautiful irken. I mean, well I recognized that it was Tak, but something had changed. But what?

"Don't play stupid Zim, you know who I am and why I'm here."

"Uh let me guess…"

There was a very long pause. It soon ended when Tak decided to answer for me.

"You cast me off into space you son of a *****!" (A/N See I censored it, I'm so awesome!)

Oh God, now she is pissed. I remember casting her off into space, but I felt threatened by her, not really. I just wanted her to leave so I could resume my mission.

"Oh yeah, uh please don't kill me."

"Well you did say please…"

Then she pinned me to the ground with her spider legs. I did have a feeling she was going to do that.

It was quiet. No one was around, not even Gir. I wonder where he went. That's not the point though. I knew I was about to be seriously killed. I already had a bleeding cut from when she pinned me.

"No one has you now Zim! TIME TO SAY GOODBYE!"

She was about to slash me to death, but I did something that made it worse. Before she reached my chest with that sharp blade from her spider legs, I kissed her. It only lasted for like a second or two but I could tell she was in shock, so I escaped, leaving no trail behind.

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I ran home as quickly as I could, I didn't even look back. I was trying not to get killed.

"GIR!" I screamed.

"Yes?"

"Gir I need you to clean the base up. It's a mess!"

"Yes sir!" Gir tuned into his "duty" mode and left.

I never really cared if the base was dirty or not. I just knew he was going to bother me so I went ahead of the game and gave him something to do. I honestly do not know what I have just done. My first kiss, with Tak? I needed advice. I knew the only one who could help me out was Dib. We are still enemies, but sometimes I call him for advice, strange isn't it? I picked up the phone and dialed Dib's number. After a couple of seconds, Dib answers.

"Sup?"

"Dib! I need you help!"

"Zim? Why do you need MY help? No wait let me guess, did Gir flush minimoose down the toilet again?"

"No! Dib, I *gulp* kissed a girl."

"OH MY GOD! WHO?!" I could tell Dib was enthusiastic.

"Dib, I kissed Tak, and now she wants to kill me."

"Hmm tough one, I say avoid her with all cost. Oh and thanks for the information. I just tweeted and Facebooked it!" *Click*

Maybe telling Dib that kind of information was not the best idea after all. But I don't have to worry. What friends does Dib have on Facebook and Twitter? No one is going to see that…

A/N: Sorry it sucked guys. I'll make it better. Anyway, next chapter hopefully will be posted tomorrow. No more technical difficulties like my other story:( Anyway, I plan for this to be a long story. Any suggestions for chapters? I'll consider the suggestion, unless it is sexual (I mean VERY sexual, a little I guess is ok, just keep it a T rating). So yeah, thanks for reading.