The Unending Udventures of Pokimon
Ahs walked up da montin, is bitch Pikatthu close at is flabby ass. Sudenly he soar a pokimon and a bulbsoar making out surrounded by pokisoars. Ahs sais "Holy Crap it's a bulbsoar makin out with pokimon and pokisoars." So he got out his balls and flung them about. And he got them all coart. "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" sed Ahs.
So he continued up da mountain. He woz lukin up at da sky when suddenly da mountain stopped + he fell down a cliff. "Aaaaaaaah!" he screamed.
Then he sed "holy crap it'sa skwirtle!" and he landed on the skwirtles back wiv Pikuch and sailed off in2 the see. An sudden wave kam up 2dem and fell oj der heads. Hundreds and hundreds of magikarp come in.
"Holy crap I have a krabby on my bum" he yellled running around. Pikuchu lookedf atb him.
E£ventually they were washrd up on a bach pikchu sneezed "Holy crap" said ass. I think we've got a cold. We must tak u to da Poke. So they went to the poke and a slutty nurse saw dem and seed to dem. Picachu had an orange + he was better.
"kool," sed Ash + they left.
TBC….
If we get many good reviews, we'll continue. We hope our spelling isn't too bad, the teachers think our spelling is awful but what do they know?
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