REDOING THIS! This chapter has been redone, I did some research aka looked at the books and have decided to change some of the characters names, mainly the girls. In the fifth book someone called Dorcas Meadowes was mentioned, I liked the name Lola and wanted to keep in so Lola Meadowes is Dorcas Meadowes, just to let you know. Please read and review, thanks.

1) Promise I won't kill him!

Lily was the only one in her dorm; she was sitting on her bed flicking through "A Goblins Point of View". The book was really quite interesting despite Professor Binns saying that it was prejudice and politically unacceptable. Lily was one of the few pupils in Hogwarts that actually liked History of Magic, although most people thought that Professor Binns was awfully boring, if you managed to say awake in his lessons he was really quite funny. However when she told Lola this she'd laughed and said that maybe Lily was dreaming in the lessons but just didn't realise. Anyway the book was written by a very famous goblin called Gred the Great, he'd written many other books about goblin views but this was her favourite because…

"LILY!" Lola herself burst into the room heavily panting.

"Gee, if you even think of the devil it appears these days." She said under her breath.

"What was that you said? Oh well, it doesn't matter. Guess!" Lola screamed

"Guess what?" Lily shouted back, covering her ears.

Lola put her hands on her hips, looking much like a very put off mother. "You, my friend, cannot guess to save your life."

"Well!"

"Never mind, guess who asked me out, guess guess guess!" She demanded, jumping up and down.

"Evan?"

"Nope. Though if he did I wouldn't say no, did you see him last Defence?"

"Ermm, no. 'Cas I'm not a perv."

"You're not normal either Lils, anyway guess."

"I'm totally normal, plus I told you not to call me Lils! Wait. What am I guessing again?"

"Who asked me out you idiot." Lily could see that Lola was getting impatient.

"Okay oka.."

"James Potter!" Lola squealed jumping onto her bed.

"What about him. Did I tell you what he did you me in Herbology? He put doxie eggs in my hair! In. My. Hair! Can you believe that, I mean what have I ever done to him? Nothing! All I did was annoy him on the train in first year. Why can't he be more like Remus and oh I don't know? Be stand able! And last week he…"

"Lily." Lola was standing now, not look half as excited as before, "James Potter asked me out. And I said yes."

"MQUARK!" A sound never heard before emitted from Lily's mouth. A Goblins Point of View fell from he hands landed on the floor with a loud thud; Lily joined it in a few seconds with a louder THUD. Her red hair strewn around her face.

Lola was at her side in an instant.

"Lily? You there? Hello?" Lola shook her friend repeatedly.

OMG! One of my best friends is going out with the person that has tormented me since… Well since forever. Since the first day when he tripped me over when I was carrying my potion to Professor Slughorn's desk. Since he started making my books sprout legs and run away from me. Since he turned my hair different colours everyday for 3 months, I didn't even know that there were that many colours! Since, well I could go on forever and now, after dislike had turned into hate which had turned into mutual loathing… he was going out with Lola. Oh Lola, one of the first people that I'd made friends with at the feast, well technically the second…

FLASHBACK

"Good evening children, welcome or welcome back to Hogwarts. I am Professor Dumbledore your head teacher. Now just to let first years know and to remind some of our older years, venturing into the Forbidden Forest is against the school rules, also all products from Zonko's are banned. So as an end to my speech, Nitwit, Blubber, Ointment and Tweet." The hall burst into applause and laughter, suddenly the bare tables were filled with plates of food, everything that you could possibly imagine. Everybody tucked in, hungry from the journey there.

"Hello." Lily turned to see the girl next to her hold out her hand, she shook it. "I'm Emmeline."

"Lily." she replied. Emmeline had long shiny black hair the nearly reached her waist. She had a tall slender frame and piercing blue eyes, her skin was slightly naturally tanned.

"Hey, I'm Lola." a voice said from behind Emmeline. A small blonde haired girl popped out, she had porcelain skin and due to her size looked like she could be easily broken. "And this is Marlene, we met on the train."

Another girl emerged from behind Lola, she had pretty brown hair, the kind that looked like it really should be in hair adverts although it was cut short and tried up. She was slightly more rounded than the other girl's willowy frames but had a very pretty face.

"So we must be the Gryffindor girlys, isn't there always five?"

"I'm lucky number 5 I think." The other four girls turned to look at a short thin girl across the table. "I'm Alice Prewett."

FLASHBACK

"LILY"

Oh yer, Lola was still there. Lily looked up at her panic stricken friend, what were they even talking about aga.. POTTER! Lily growled aloud then looked quite taken back, she didn't know that she could growl so menacingly.

"Look Lily I'm really sorry, but you know that I've liked him since first year and well…"

"Lola." Lily said calmly "Don't worry I know that you like him, I don't know how, but I know that you do. I'll cope with him, but only for you. I still hate him more than hell itself, more than my old Brownies leader, more than death more that… Oh sorry got a bit carried away there, but I promise Lola, I will try to not kill him." Lily looked at Lola as though she'd made a huge personal sacrifice by saying she would try to not commit murder.

"That's the best you can do?" Lola questioned looking her crazed friend up and down.

"Yup." Lily said beaming. Her face suddenly fell. "Does this mean that I have to… to… talk to him? Without screaming and stuff."

"Yes. Yes it does Lily" Lola said slowly, she was beginning to think that her friend was cracking up. She grabbed her hand "Okay Lily, off to see James and get lunch."

"NOOOOOO!"

Whilst Lola was dragging Lily down the stairs kicking and screaming, literally, they attracted a lot of strange looks, but that wasn't unusual for them, they weren't normal. At all.

xXx

"JAMES!" Lola ran into James' awaiting arms. This is it Lily thought, this is the only chance that I'm gunna get, to run! She slowly dropped down until she was on her stomach and started to army crawl towards the stairs and the safety of her dorm. Nearly there, come on Lily she thought. Just as she reached the stairs and long pair of leg suddenly appeared before her.

"Evans?" Shit! "You okay?" He asked with a smirk on his face that clearly stated that he really didn't care.

"Potter." She said shortly whilst getting up. "I just lost my earring, but I found it thank-you." She replied in the same sharp tone.

"But you don't have your ears pierced Evans." Damn him to hell.

"They aren't for me Potter and why the hell am I bothering to tell you this."

"'Cas you have no-one else to talk to."

"Actually I think that you'll find I have twice as many friends as you."

"Actually I think that you really want to be friends with me."

"No really Potter I'm sure that's just your oversized ego shining through."

"Rather be me that you"

"And why would that be Potter?"

"Teachers pets aren't taken kindly to."

"Neither are arrogant, over-confident bastards like your good self."

"Lily, James, remember what you promised." Lola said threateningly.

"Fine, what did he promise?" Lily asked at that same time that James said

"Fine, what did she promise?"

Lola laughed but Lily and James just sent glares at one another.

"Lily promised that she wouldn't kill you and James promised the same weirdly."

"Actually, I promised that I'd try not to kill him." Lily stated. "Well can we go eat, I'm starving"

"But your always hungry Evans, and in all honesty you should really lose a few pounds!"

Okay, that's IT he should really know that you never insult a girls weight, they either go really mopey or turn violent. Lily chose the latter. She whipped out her wand and pointed in at him threateningly.

"What the hell Evans?" James asked, however he still had that smirk on his face.

"Lily…" Lola was still standing there .Shit.

"I'm not gunna kill him Lola, promise." Now, what spell, Jelly Legs? Naaa can't do something that he can reverse himself. Got it! "Pontipus." As Lily screamed the last word a yellow light shot out of her wand, when it hit James his head inflated to twice its original size. "There we go, now your head matches your ego" she said cheerily as she walked towards the great hall. Lily felt elated.

xXx

As Lily walked towards the great hall she thought about how it was that she hated Potter so much, she was pretty sure that she didn't always mutually loath him. So at what point did a little bit of disagreement turn into the relationship they had now, when they couldn't be in the same room with out snapping at each other or at worst having a full on duel. Even McGonagall had given up on them, at first they'd been forced into counselling, yes you read right counselling! I didn't even know that they had that in the wizarding world! But well, we drove the man mad, we drove him bald! Yup, so anyway, there's no help for us, lock us in a room and when you open it up again one of us will be unconscious. I'm actually not exaggerating. At all. But Potter always got on my nerves and well he has tormented me forever.

FLASHBACK

Lily walked into her second class of the day, transfiguration. This was one of her best subjects, the only one near her standard was Potter and well, he didn't count as a person, more like a thing. It also helped that Professor McGonagall loved her, unlike Potter Lily was actually like by the teachers.

"Alright class." Professor McGonagall had the talent of getting a class quiet in an instant and keeping them that way. "Since this is only your first term in your first year we're going to keep it simple. All you have to do is transform this pin into a match." A pin suddenly appeared on each of the pupils desks. " Go".

Lily tucked a strand of red hair behind her ear and looked at her pin, I'm gunna make you into a match pin. She thought.

She lifted her wand and said the incantation.

"YES. I have a match!" She shouted, "Whoops, sorry"

Okay try and do it again, damn hair, she got a hair tie out of her robes and tied back her blonde hair, wait, what?!

"MY HAIR ISN'T BLONDE!" She screeched.

"Actually Evans it kinda is, see" James Potter held up a piece of my hair to my face causing the class to burst into laughter. "Well it looks prettier than ginger, but then again, what wouldn't?"

"Shut up!" Lily stormed out the classroom with tears in her eyes. But not before she heard Sirius Black say,

"Nice spell there James, what colour should we change it to tomorrow?"

FLASHBACK

But no, Lily thought, I disliked him before then, he'd already tripped me in Potions. OH the train…

FLASHBACK

Severus was cut off by the door opening and 3 tall boys', one with black one with brown and the last with sandy coloured hair, flumping down on the unoccupied seats next to Lily and himself. The three started talking among themselves.

"Oh," Lily said "Erm hello"

The boys ignored her, Lily didn't like being ignored.

"Excuse me?" When she still got no reply she took to waving her hand repetitively in front of one of the boy's faces. On her tenth swing she leant back in her seat, however because she was still waving, her hand moved back and smacked the boy across the face causing his glasses to go askew and him to jump up.

"What the hell are you doing ginger snap?" He shouted.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I was just trying to get your attention since, you know, you just came and sat in our carriage!" she replied shouting the last few words.

"Hey, I come from a pure-blood family, and my father has a very high status at the Ministry of Magic. You, cannot talk to me, like that!" He retorted

Lily stood up as well, not liking being looked down on. "I don't care about your blood status or your father's job, you're just another first year like me, so can you get over yourself and can we please get along?"

"Not bloody likely ginger snap!"

"Well will you get OUT of the carriage!"

"Nope." he replied sitting down again.

She looked the boy up and down. He was wearing faded blue jeans along with a plain black t-shirt he was quite tall, a couple of inches above Lily. He had a simple pair of round glasses, resting on a straight, defined nose, which somehow managed to frame his face perfectly, making him look like he was some type of model. His chocolate brown eyes were the type that you could probably gaze into for hours and his head was topped with a mop of unruly black hair. Even though most girls her age would fawn over him Lily saw him as a horrible toe rag that was stealing her carriage and didn't deserve to go to Hogwarts.

She took her seat again and began to talk to Sev. They were in an in-depth convocation about if Dragons were still in England when yet again they were interrupted.

"So what are your names anyway?" The one with shoulder length brown hair asked.

"I'm Lily Evans and this is Severus Snape." Lily said politely.

"Snivellus!" Exclaimed the same boy,

"What?" Asked Sev

"Wow Sirius, that was genius, I mean Snivellus!" The black haired boy was obviously overjoyed with the, in Lily's opinion, crude nickname. "So, what do you think Ginger Snap?" He questioned as he high fived Sirius. That was it for Lily.

"Come on Sev, we're leaving." she stated as she exited the carriage followed by Severus. "I vow that I will always hate that, big headed ... Thing!"

FLASHBACK

Ohhhh so that's where the hate came from, funny that I kept on hating him even though I'd forgotten why. But really he's done enough things recently for me to hate him forever the list could go on forever.

xXx

"Hey guys," Lily sat down to the right of Sirius Black. It's weird that she and Sirius and become great friends even though he was Potters right hand man. But Sirius was different, sure he was the womanizer of Hogwarts, and he was just in 5th year. He considered this an achievement while Lily however found it quite disgusting. Sirius was a great person in general. He really cared about his friends and would do anything to help them. It's just a shame that Sirius' family weren't half as nice as him. The Blacks. One of those old pure blood crazed families, it made Lily sad that Sirius had to cope with them for 15 years, last year he'd run away to James'. Of course Mr and Mrs Potter had welcomed him with open arms, James was an only child so could get anyway with anything at home and nearly anything at school. It was shameful how he tried to flirt with everyone, even the teachers! Well to be fair Sirius did that too, but not in the same way at all. And James always got told off in class because of talking and messing around with… well Sirius. Okay fine, Sirius does the same stuff that James did but he did it in a in a nicer was, yup. He was nice, unlike Potter.

"So have you met the happy couple yet Lily?" Emmeline's voice jerked her out of her thoughts.

"Oh, ermmm yer. We just had a run in should I say? So who was it that had waffles for breakfast? Hmmmm?" Yup, nice one Lily that will put them right off the subject.

"What did you do?" Said Emmeline

"Awww, I didn't see the waffles this morning, you must watch out for these things Sirius!" Said Sirius as he started slapping himself. He was often like this. Had a weird mind, for instance, if you asked him to name 50 types of cheese he could do that no problem .But ask him to tell you what year the Wizarding race took control of the House elves he would just blink look confused and say that it never happened.

(It was 1754 by the way). But Sirius wasn't stupid by any means, well except the fact that he lacked any common sense, he was Potters best friend though, so I'll just say that Potters idiocy rubbed off on him.

"I didn't do anything that wouldn't show Potters arrogance more clearly to the rest of the world! Really Emmy, it's fine" Lily assured her friend, trying not to think about what would happen when Emmy found out what she's done to James. The Chances and the Potters went way back; they both had 100% pure blood family lines. So Emmeline had been forced to endure James from a very young age, at one point her mother had expected her to marry him. However she'd let that slip once at the dinner table and Emmeline had started shouting and wouldn't leave her room for 2 weeks. But even though she would never admit it, Emmeline saw James as the older and sometimes younger brother that she never had. She felt protective over him though still hated him in many ways. Emmeline was one of those people who could feel many contradiction emotions at one time, she was also very forgiving, and Emmy was that friend who you felt that you could open up to.

"LILY!"

"Whaat?" Really can't a girl think these days?! "Oh…Lola!" Damn Potter.

"What the hell was that? He didn't do anything!"

"He called me fat!" Lily defended. "He should really know never to call a girl fat. Never!"

"Okay, so he was out of order! But you didn't have to inflate his head!"

"True, true. He can inflate it himself alright."

"LILY!"

"JEEE! Chill, anyway what's the harm, no-one will see it! Just us two." She said innocently.

"You know fine well that it was a 96 hour (4 days) spell!" whoops

"Look Lola, me and Potter…"

"James"

"Yer yer, anyway, me and Potter, and don't look at me like that, I'm never going to call him by his first name. We've always been like this, I'm really sorry but I'm not going to stop hating him because you're going out. My feelings to him haven't changed, I promised that I wouldn't kill him but I'm going to change that for your benefit. I Lily Julia Evans promise that I won't cause Potter any lasting damage."

Lily beamed at Lola and pointed to herself and said in all seriousness. "I, am a great friend!"

Firstly I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GINGER PEOPLE! I don't think that it's a horrible hair colour, one of my best friends is ginger, and sorry I had to say that first! I just wanted him to be really mean. Also I just made that bit up about the Wizards taking over the house elves in 1754, I couldn't think of anything else :P I hope that you like the first chapter, I was going to make it longer but I really wanted to post something. Please read and review!

Here are 50 types of cheese, just encase you wanted to know :)

Sardo

Testouri

Caravane

Bokmakiri

Kwaito

Rubing

Rushan

Nguri

Suluguni

Paneer

Chhena

Khoa

Chhena

Paneer

Sakura

Labneh

Ackawi

Basket

Labneh

Jameed

Jibneh Arabieh

Kenafa

Naboulsi

Paneer

Shanklish

Syrian

Flower of Rajya

Kesong

Quesong Puti

Chura kampo

Chhurpi

Bergkäse

Brimsen

Lüneberg

Tyrolean grey

Bavaria blu

Cambozola

Harzer

Handkäse

Hirtenkäse

Limburger

Romadur

Milbenkäse

Rauchkäse

Tilsit

Weisslacker

Ackawi

Basket

Labneh

Jameed