Sometime in May, Lunch, Great Hall
"Where are you going?" Asked Hermione and Ron as Harry got up from the table. "You know," said Harry as he lowered his voice to a whisper. "I have to go to the bathroom." "Ohhh." Said Ron and Hermione in unison.
As Harry walked through the halls to the bathroom, he noticed that the halls were empty, which wasn't unusual because everybody was at lunch. When Harry got to the bathroom, he opened the door and walked in, letting the door shut behind him, first thing he noticed was that there labored breathing coming from one of the stalls…
Meahwhile in the Great Hall
"Where are YOU going?" Asked Ron as Hermione got up from the table. "I…um…I fancy a walk…" "Whatever."Said Ron who went back to eating his chili.
In a deep, dark, dank, secluded area of the grounds, Hermione was sitting there gigglingl. "Heh heh heh." She giggled, pulling out a bag of white powder. "I've been waiting for you all day baby!" She then poured some of the white powder in her hand and snorted it all up. "Heh heh heh."
Meanwhile back in the bathroom
"Hello." Said Harry. As soon as he said it, the breathing stopped. Well Harry really had to go, so he didn't wait to see who the breathing was coming from, but instead he ran straight to the first stall and pulled down his pants and went to the bathroom. At that moment Draco walked in, and when I said Harry had to go, I meant it. So when Draco walked in, the first thing that he noticed was the smell, and the smell was so horrible that he fainted right then and there.
When Harry finished, he stepped out from the stall and washed his hands, and was about to go back to lunck, when he heard his name being called in a rapsy voice, but when Harry turned around, all he saw was a roll of toilet paper. "How'd that get there?" Asked Harry to himself, as he bent down to pick it up. As soon as he picked it up a face appeared in the roll of toilet paper! "AHHHH!" Screamed Harry, as he threw the toilet paper at the wall. " Ouch!"Screamed the toilet paper as it hit the wall. After it recovered itself, the toilet paper roll started talking. "Hello Harry Potter. Do you recognize me? It's Lord Voldemort! You thought you had me, didn't you? BUT YOU DIDN'T! You missed one of my horcruxes, it was a simple roll of toilet paper! There was only one thing to do after you thought you defeated me, I had to recarnate into that roll of toilet paper. You will be seeing my and my recarnated Death Eaters soon, but for now I have to be leaving!" And with a pop, the roll of toilet paper, known as Lord Voldemort, vanished. Harry ran out of the bathroom screaming like a little girl. While all that could be heard in the bathroom was an echo of evil laughter…
To be continued….