Delivery

One Shot Drabble

Disclaimer: I do actually own Kingdom Hearts. Both games are sitting right here on my desk. But I unfortunately do not own the rights to them. I wish I did.

Dedication: This one's for Jenny. Stop acting so weird around me. That day's freak out was not caused by you. I need someone to talk to about RikuSora! I value your friendship and what you said is fine with me, I'm just sorry I don't feel the same.

Rated T for cussing and some implied RikuSora in the background. It has Akuroku if you squint.

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Suddenly the door swung open and a cute blond stood there in a pair of checkered pajama bottoms and nothing else. He rubbed the sleep from his eyes.

"Whadda ya want?" he mumbled while pulling something out of his ears. He blinked owlishly at the lanky redhead standing on the porch.

"Pizza delivery!" The skinny man held out the boxes as proof. "I have a medium cheese and a medium pepperoni." Green eyes glinted from above teardrop tattoos in the watery porchlight.

"The hell? Who'd order a pizza at three in the morning?"

"Well," the delivery man paused while he flipped through a small notebook, "it says right here that a Sora Strife did. Is this the wrong house?"

The short blond blinked a few times. "This is the right house. Sora ordered these? That explains a lot. And before you ask," he added, noticing the man open his mouth, "I'm his twin. Roxas."

"Alright, Roxas. Uhh, can I ask where Sora is?"

"He's upstairs fucking his boyfriend." As if on cue, a moan floated down from somewhere above their heads, followed by an "Oh Riku!" Roxas shot an angry glare at the ceiling. The redhead just stared openmouthed at Roxas. He hadn't noticed the earplugs in the blond's hand or the soundproof headphones around his neck.

"Err... um... well..." was all he could manage to squeak out.

Roxas peered at the name tag on the uniform. "Axel is it? I'm going to find Sora's wallet and pay for those pizzas. 'Kay? I'll be back." He disappeared into the house and returned with a twenty clutched in his fist. "Is this enough?"

Axel glanced at the bill. "Yeah, it is. Let me go get your change..."

Roxas shrugged. "Consider it a tip. I don't care. It's Sora's money." He grabbed the pizzas and went back inside. Blue light from a television shone through the curtains followed shortly by pre-recorded laughter.

Axel still stood on the porch. When he went back into the car, he thought to himself, "I'm going to deliver here more often."

Author's Notes: Bah. I just wanted to post something so I dug through my notebook and found this. So I typed it up and there you go. And before you ask, I have several notebooks filled with crap like this. Little bits of drabble, beginnings of stories, doodles, poems, lyrics to songs, quotes from random people and the like. So yeah. :3 Please review. I would ask you to read, but you're already doing that, huh?