"Hey Mario," Luigi stated as he ate a bagel, reading a newspaper. "I don't think we have enough pipes."
"Huh?" Mario stated as he placed his new calendar on the wall.
"I mean, the infrastructure of our home isn't really that strong. We keep having water leaking." Luigi explained.
"That's not the only thing leaking..."Mario chuckled as he trimmed his mustache.
Suddenly, the house shook, and collapsed on itself, with Mario and Luigi popping out as they were covered in debris. Suddenly, Dry Bowser walked by, chatting with a Koopa Troopa and a Goomba.
"What happened here?" Dry Bowser commented as he placed his bony hands on his skeletal body.
"Our house collapsed," Luigi said as he dusted off his green hat, "Because we need new pipes for our home."
"Pipes? Don't you guys have a lot of those?" The Koopa commented as he tilted his head to the right.
"Well yeah, but... they don't work, I guess." Mario explained as he coughed out a pipe.
"Seems like you could go for new ones." The Goomba added.
"Yes, but how?" Luigi asked after pulling himself out of the pile of rubble. "We don't even know were to go."
The random duo of a Koopa and a Goomba looked at Dry Bowser, who sighed as he knew he was going to be involved in another dumb adventure.