Bart: Hello, eveybody! My name is Bart Valeska! And this is SAO Character roast! Now on this story we will be roasting SAO's very own Kirito!
Kirito: Hey, guys! Hey, Bart! Glad to be here!
Bart: Now this will be a 5 chapter thing! We will be roasting Kirito! So leave a review of what you want to say to Kirito!
Kirito: Alright! Come on, guys! Bring it on!
Bart: Haha! Alright! Leave a review! And thank you for reading! Check out Lojky's Q&A, which inspired me to do this! Come on! Let's get roasting!