A/N: Welcome to my Wicked/Burn Notice crossover. I can't believe I started this in 2010 and have finally finished it.

This story is based on the characters in the musicverse, so water doesn't affect Elphaba. I've also researched as much as I can on the Web to try to keep everything as authentic as possible. I may not have been successful, but I tried. :)

This also occurs before season four of "Burn Notice", so it's just Michael, Fiona and Sam. (Those who watch "Burn Notice" regularly will understand what I mean.)

This is my first shot at fan fiction. I know the story is based on a crazy idea but I hope you enjoy it. I welcome comments, feedback, and constructive criticism. Also, please let me know you're out there and if you enjoy the story or not.

Rated T (just in case) for some language and mild action stuff. Fiyeraba, some Gloq and Michael/Fiona.

Note: I own neither "Burn Notice" nor "Wicked" and no copyright infringement is intended.

Since I'm posting the last chapter (on 3/13/15), I decided to redo the opening.

So, shall we start this right? :)

Link to Burn Notice opening: www dailymotion com /video/xkep3j_burn-notice-opening_shortfilms (add dots and remove spaces)


Michael Westen voice-over: My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy. Until...

[phone rings]

Voice on phone: We got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted.

Michael Westen voice-over: When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in...

Michael: Where am I?

Fiona: Miami.

Michael Westen voice-over: You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-girlfriend...

Fiona: Shall we shoot them?

Michael Westen voice-over: An old friend who used to inform on you to the FBI...

Sam: You know spies... bunch of bitchy little girls.

Michael Westen voice-over: Family too...

Sam: Hey, is that your Mom again?

Michael Westen voice-over: ... if you're desperate.

Madeline: Someone needs your help, Michael.

Michael Westen voice-over: Bottom line: as long as you're burned, you're not going anywhere.