Metroid Origins: The Adventures of Kid Samus
Chapter 1: Metroids: Traps of Evil
Authors not: This is aparody !
Samus Aran waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Metroids on Zebes. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Adam Malkovich were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Kid Samus was a space marine for fourteen years. When she was young he watched the spaceships and she said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Daddy Issues said "No! You will BE KILL BY METROIDS"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the space station base of the Galactic Federation he knew there were demons.
"This is Commander of the Galactic Federation Adam Malkovic" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Metroids!"
So Kid Samus gotted his palsma beam and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the Metroids.
"I will shoot at waste-gash" said the Space Pyrate and he fired the rocket missiles. Kid Samus plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" She shouted The radio said "No, Kid Samus. You are the demons"
And then Kid Samus was a trap.