Authors Note: This is just something I wrote out of boredom. It's really just a bunch of nothing so please don't take it seriously. I blame my recent lack of sleep.
There once was a girl in a faraway land in some faraway time that wont be specified and will be left very vague just to confuse you.
She was just a girl and nothing more.
So one day this girl went to the market, and didn't meet a prince so instead she bought some cantaloupes.
A few days later she got an invitation to a ball.
So the night after the next she set out to the ball all fancy dressed like.
She spent 3 hours at the ball conversing with friends and then...she didn't meet a handsome prince...so she continued to talk for another hour then she returned home tired and princless.
A few uneventful days went by and then she was invited to a ribbon cutting ceremony at the new Wal-Mart, so she went...and didn't meet a handsome prince that night however as she was going to sleep she thought
I have wasted over a week of my life waiting for a handsome prince to show up, well screw that I'm not wasting anymore time waiting for this prince
So the next day she went out and signed a multi-million dollar deal with a record company, the day after that a handsome prince showed up and said
"Melina my darling I have searched through desserts over mountains and across many lakes for you"
The girl then proceeded to tell him
"screw that I wasted more than a week of my life waiting for you...Oh and Melina isn't my real name its just the name I signed the record deal with"
She then eloped with the Safeway bagboy and no one ever saw or heard from her again