Fang 06/10/2010 05:34:00

Things Fang will never do

Wear a skirt (and if he did it would be funny if he wore the one I wore for house dance, pic on profile.)

Kill Max (although Max might kill him.)

Bleach his wings

Wear PINK

Dance (enthusiastically)

Talk

Admit he's emo.

Or goth

Show emotion

ways to annoy Fang

Kidnap Max (or any one from the flock.)

Tell him he's emo (or goth)

Tickle him

Dress up as an eraser, flyboy or m-geek

Hug him

Tell him dylan did it with Max. (then run. Run as fast as you can.)

Kiss Max

Kiss him

Touch his hair.

Kill Max (if it's possible)

Tell him Twilight is better than Maximum Ride (which is SO not true twilight SUCKS!)

Bombard him with stupid questions

Die all his clothes pink