Cinderella Story- FMAfied!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist… It is the great work of Hiromu Arakawa-sensei and I, unfortunately, am not related to her either… I wish I were… (throws tantrums okay, okay…) Now, let's go and read together. I hope you'll enjoy this parody of the famous fairy tale Cinderella. I'll be waiting for your reviews!

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Chapter 1: The Bracelet

A day has begun again at Central. Everyone is preparing for the day's work and 1st Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye is no exception to that. As she walks herself to Central HQ, she noticed that there was a new and peculiar shop in town.

"Strange," she muttered, "usually people are swarming around whenever there is a new shop opening." She shrugged the idea off her mind. "It's getting late. I should be there already." She looked at her pocket watch.It's already 7:35. In the usual Hawkeye fashion, it's already late. She reached the headquarters in less than 10 minutes.

"Good morning, Ma'am!" a lower officer saluted at her.

"Good morning." she greeted back. She walked through the hallway meeting more lower ranking officers greeting her and some higher ups until she reached her destination, the ever familiar room where she spent most of her time. She opened the door and saw the ever familiar faces she spends her work with. There Havoc, Farman, Breda and Fuery. As usual, their superior isn't there yet.

"Good morning." She greeted.

Only Fuery who was not doing anything returned the greeting. "Good morning, Lieutenant."

"Where's Colonel?" she asked him.

"Not yet here." he answered.

"Late as usual." she said under her breath. She went to her desk and sat down. She was about to start with her share of today's paperwork when she was distracted by Havoc's voice.

"Look at this." Havoc put down a strange looking bracelet on his desk. Everyone in the room except Riza swarmed around him. They all scrutinized the strange-looking bracelet.

"What's that, Lieutenant?" asked Farman.

"I got it from the new shop by the market." he answered. "The lady there said that this bracelet is nothing of ordinary."

"It looks strange to me." said Breda.

"Same here." Havoc added. "But se told me that this bracelet makes all your wishes come true.

"You believed it and bought it, right?"

Havoc shook his head profusely. "Of course not! I don't believe in that."

"Then why do you have it?" Fuery asked from behind.

"The gypsy lady at the shop insisted that I should get it." answered Havoc. "She even gave it to me for free so I accepted it."

"But why are you there in the first place?" they asked in unison.

"Leah knew that a new shop is opening this week and wanted to go." He answered them. "And the rest was just what I told you."

"Did you make a wish?" asked Fuery. "Did it come true?"

"Yes, I did make a wish." Havoc answered again. "But I don't believe it'll come true."

"Let me guess," butted Breda, "your wish is that your girlfriends won't dump you for Colonel Mustang, right?"
The room was filled with laughter. Even the poker-faced Riza Hawkeye smiled. Everyone was laughing except the annoyed Havoc.

"Ha, ha, ha, very funny." He let out an irritated laugh. "I can kill myself."

Their laughter was abruptly stopped when the door opened, showing the ever familiar man with the ever familiar smirk on his lips.

"Good morning!" Roy greeted. Everyone stood up and saluted.

"What's going on here? I heard someone laughing from the hallway." He asked them." Fuery, Breda and Farman looked at Havoc. Riza approached the young Colonel.

"You're late, sir." she coldly reminded him.

"Good morning, Hawkeye!" He looked at his silver pocket watch. "I'm already late? It's only 8:05!"

"Office hour starts at 8:00, sir. You're already five minutes late." she said in a very icy voice, sending chills to Roy's spine.

"It's only five minutes, Hawkeye. Can't you forgive me? I'm not that late, am I?"

"Even if it's only a minute, late is still late, sir." she said. "Here's your paperwork for today, sir."

"What? But it's still early!" he complained. "And this much?"

"Let me remind you Col. Mustang that today is the deadline for those documents. They won't get this much if you did them earlier." She handed him the stack of documents. "Now sir, it'll be better if you start now."

"O-okay." He unwillingly accepted the documents. He looked around and saw that his other subordinates were laughing. He shot them an angry look.

"What's so funny?" he angrily asked.

Everybody stopped laughing. They did whatever they can do to avoid the Colonel's angry look. Havoc looked for his lighter. Farman and Breda were looking for their fountain pens while Fuery started with his share of today's paperwork. In a minute, everybody inside the room was busy.

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That afternoon, from Roy's point of view, was the longest ever he had experienced in his life. Good thing it's already ending. He had experienced hand aches, killer looks from Hawkeye, backaches, piercing looks from the lady lieutenant, headaches and yes, Hawkeye's glares. Unfortunately, he couldn't complain from all the body aches he's experiencing right now. Looks are enough, he needs not to be threatened by her. The two of them were only left inside the room. The others are at the locker room, preparing for the end of the day.

"They're so lucky." He mumbled under his breath. "They can go home already while I still need to suffer from this hell."

Riza heard him mumbling. "What's that, Colonel?" she glared at him. "Are you saying something?"

"Oh, I did not say anything!" He shook his head violently. "I'm sooo quiet right here, doing my paperwork can't you see?"

"I see." she nodded. "I thought I heard someone say "they're so lucky" or something like that."

"She's close!" he thought.

Many more minutes had past but still, they are working. Roy's insides are already growling from pain and hunger. But unfortunately, he can't stop from working. He knew that she's looking at him. He couldn't afford to make a single wrong move. Making things worse, it was very silent inside the room. It was so quiet that he could hear the screeching sound of Hawkeye's fountain pen. That particular silence is very disturbing to him. It makes him anxious and paranoid. He wished that there's something noisy inside the room.

As if on cue, the door opened and booming laughter was heard.

"That's so funny, Fuery!" they said.

"Oh, thank you sirs!" Fuery thanked them. "I thought it was silly but a least you laughed."

"Silly? It was crazy!" Havoc said. "You accidentally tapped the President's call to his wife and heard everything!"

"Yeah, could you imagine the Fuhrer talking lovey-dovey?" Breda added.

"You really should train your talent, Fuery." said Farman. "Surely, they could be of use someday."

Riza suddenly cleared her throat. "Ehem."

This made them looked at one another. They knew what it meant. She is telling them to be quiet or leave the room.

"I thing we better go, and get going." said Farman.

"I think you're right." Havoc agreed.

They all got their things and started cleaning their desks. A few moments later, they were all finished with their tasks and headed outside the room.

"We're going home, Colonel." said Havoc. "Do you want to go with us?'

"I wish I could." he whispered softly. He looked at Riza's direction. Havoc understood what he meant immediately and nodded.

"Then, see you tomorrow Colonel!" said Havoc.

"Bye, Colonel, Lieutenant!" After that, they left the room.

Again, the only ones left were Roy and Riza. Silence was all over the room and Roy didn't like it a bit. He knew he needs to do something to break the silence.

"Hawkeye?" he called his sole companion.

"Yes?" she answered, not bothering to face him for she was busy scribbling.

"Don't you have plans for tonight?" he asked. "Like, going out or something like that?"

"I'm sorry sir but I intentionally made this night free from any commitments so that I help you with your paperwork." she answered coldly. "So don't try to have any ideas of escaping and neglecting your work again."

Ouch. There go Roy's plans for tonight.

"Hawkeye?" he asked again.

"Yes, what is it this time, sir?"

"If you don't have any plans for tonight, "he said nervously, "would you care come with me this time?"

"Nice try sir, but that won't work on me, either." She answered him coldly.

Ouch again.

Roy remained silent for a few moments. Then he noticed something on Havoc's desk. "Hawkeye?"

"What?!?" she glared at him. "if you're trying to make another excuse just to escape, sorry but you're not leaving until you finish those!" she said, almost shouting. Roy flinched.

"I-I just wanted to ask you what is that thing on Havoc's desk." He pointed the strange bracelet.

"Oh I'm very sorry Colonel." she apologized to her superior. "It's Havoc's. I herd that it's from the new shop in town."

"You mean that gloomy place?" he asked.

"I think that's it." She answered. She stood and took the bracelet on Havoc's desk. "Pretty." she commented. She put on the bracelet. She looked and scrutinized it when she saw noticed something. "Look, there's something written on it."

"Really? Let me see." He stood up and looked at the bracelet as well.

"It looks like a transmutation circle." she commented. "Here, look at this." She showed him the circle.

"Looks like it," he examined the said bracelet, "but it's not. It's missing some parts. It's more like for sorcery than for alchemy."

"How did you know?" asked Riza curiously.

"Hawkeye, you're forgetting that you are talking to a State Alchemist."

"I know that, sir." she said. "What I'm asking about is how did you know that it's for sorcery?"

"I encountered something like this when I was studying." he quickly answered.

"Okay." She nodded in belief. "I wonder what will happen it I do this." She rubbed the circle with her forefinger.

"DON'T!" Roy shouted. "Something might happen!"

"What? This bracelet can take me to another dimension or world?" she asked sarcastically. "Look, nothing's happening."

"I forgot that there is something needed for the magic to happen." Roy stated. He rubbed his chin, thinking of what the needed object was.

"Ouch!" she pricked her finger from the bracelet. "Where did that come from?"

"I think it needs blood." Roy stated.

"What? Oh no, my blood dripped on the circle!" she was getting frantic. She tried to erase the blood from it but it seems that the blood had dried quickly.

"Don't worry," Roy assured her, "if I remember it right, it should be from a virgin's."

Blood drained from Riza's face. She looked at him, panicking.

"Wait, don't tell me you're still a—

Riza didn't wait for him to finish. She just nodded.

Roy's jaw dropped. "Quick! Get that bracelet off you before something happens!" He helped her remove the bracelet. Unfortunately, the bracelet won't get off. Mysteriously, it became wider, cuffing Roy's hand as well.

"What's happening?" Riza asked Roy frantically.

"I-I don't know!" he answered.

In a moment, they were both engulfed by a blinding light. When the light was gone, no one was left in the room.

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Riza woke up from the deafening noise.

"Where am I?" she asked.

"Cinderella!" a voice shouted from outside. "Cinderella!"

"Cinderella?" she asked again She looked at herself. She saw herself dressed in filthy rug clothes, not her military uniform. Suddenly, the room's door opened. A familiar face was standing by the doorstep.

"Lust?!"

"Cinderella, what are you doing here?" Lust shouted. "Go downstairs and cook dinner, right now!"

"I'm sorry?" Riza asked. "Why do I have to cook dinner?"

"Because if you don't, I'll tell you to mother." She answered. "And also," she pointed her forefinger at her and suddenly, it elongated, almost touching Riza's neck, "I'll slash your head off."

"Yes, I'll cook dinner." Riza said obediently. She was sweating profusely.

"Good." said Lust. Afterwards, she left the room.

"Nice, that bracelet really transported me to another dimension." She thought. "A fairy tale; and worse, I'm Cinderella." She looked at herself at a mirror inside the room. She was alone in the room. Then it struck her.

"Wait a minute, where's Colonel Mustang?"

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Author' notes: Whoa! A long chap, neh? I hope you enjoyed this fic. I am apologizing for the grammatical errors. Hope you continue reading this fic! And about the sorcery part, it's all made up of my imagination. I don't know if sorcery really needs something like that.

Thank you very much for reading! Review!!!