"Hello Rockbell automail-"
"Winry?" it was Edward, what did he do this time? Probably destroyed her automail.. -AGAIN-
"How are you doing Win?"
Naturally Winry was shocked. Edward never called her just to say hello.
"What happened Edward?" she sighed. leaning against the wall.
Edward took awhile to reply. "Well uhm.. nothing happened.. I actually wanted to ask you something.." even over the phone Winry could tell he was blushing.
Winry sighed. "Spit it out Ed!"
"Wouldyouliketogooutsomewhere?" he replied.
Winry gaped. "Could you repeat that Ed?" she was red faced, but very happy, had she heard correctly?
Edwards voice was slower this time. "Would you like to go on a date?" he held the phone away from his ear as Winry let out a happy squeal. "I'd love to Edward! I'll come over right away!" and with that she hung up, heading upstairs to pack.
Edward sighed, hanging up. He didn't notice Hughes behind him, grinning ear to ear. Shit..
Edward turned around. "What is it Hughes?"
Maes smiled. "Finally! You asked her! I'm going to go te-" Edward cut in.
"NO. FREAKING. WAY. Its not even a big deal.. just a .." he was blushing.
Riza walked over, frowning. "Did I hear correctly?" she also sounded like a highschool gossip, he would have expected her to shoo off Hughes. "The great Edward has a date?"
He felt like banging his head against the wall as Havoc walked in. "Oh, seriously? don't forget to use protection Edward, teen pregnancy is a bad thing you know.."
Then.. oh god.. no.. "Whos pregnant Havoc?" Mustang looked confused.
Falman was close behind him. "No, I heard earlier, Ed got Winry pregnant."
Edward seethed. "I did -NOT- get her pregnant. Why is everyone making such a big deal about this?!" Hughes rolled his eyes.
"No, hopefully Eds not getting anyone pregnant, he just has a date." Edward felt like pulling his own hair out. "HUGHES!"
Mustang had the smugest grin Edward had ever seen.. god did he want to smack it off of his face.
"Who's pregnant now?" Edward could have died right there and then, the Furher strode in. He proceeded to bang his head against the wall.
"Nobodys pregnant." he sighed as Hughes pulled him away from the wall, the Furher raised a curious eyebrow.
"Why all the fuss?"
Hughes squealed. "Edward has a date!" much to Edwards surprise... the Furher.. the FURHER squealed! WHAT WAS WRONG WITH EVERYONE?! "I'll pass the message along!" and with that he walked off, chuckling.
Edward seriously wanted to die.. right there.
"I hate you all.."