Story Time With Eric Cartman

by changeofheart505

Eric Cartman has gathered the fourth grade class and their parents for some story telling. Of course, he had to put his own twist to the fairy tales he's telling. From Sleeping Butters to The Little MerJew, what will he have in store for his friends? Genderbending (fem!Stan), crossdressing. Bunny and Stendy, implied Style and other pairings.

Kura: Heheheh, I couldn't help it. X3

Stan (Sam): Why do you this? *pinches "his" nose in frustration*

Kura: You get used to it Stanny boy. Besides, Butters might join you sometimes.

Butters: I-I thought I was ge-genderfluid...

Kura: You are in my other SP fanfic, but probably not in THIS fanfic. I was thinking you and Kenny there *points to Kenny* could be crossdressers in this. I mean, "Princess Kenny" and "Marjorine" screams crossdressers.

Cartman: *far in the distance, is preparing to read, but making sure he looks good for the audience as well*

Zahra: *rolls her eyes exasperatedly* Just get on with it...fatass...

Cartman: *still far in the distance* DON'T CALL ME FAT DUMB BITCH!

Zahra: *mutters* I'll call you whatever I want to porky...

'STORY TIME WITH ERIC THEODORE CARTMAN~

*insert cheesy classical music here*'

The fourth grade class grumbled as they sat in their school auditorium. They had their families with them, as today they would have the utter "joy" of listening to one Eric Theodore Cartman read aloud some fairy tales he had...revamped to have them all in at one point or the other.

In the front row, sat the tubby boy's "friends" Kyle Broflovski, Sam Marsh, and Kenny McCormick. The trio had chosen to sit together, with two other classmates sitting with them, Butters sitting next to Kenny, and Wendy sitting next to Sam. The shorter haired raven girl sat between the two people she considered her closest friends, though she was currently in a relationship with the other girl.

"So," she said quietly, "what stories do you think Cartman has written up, and who do you think will be in what story?"

"No doubt you're gonna be Snow White Sam," Kyle said.

"Why am I Snow White?"

"You both like animals, you both have short black hair..." Kenny said, his parka off for once, though he had replaced it with a hoodie for the night.

Sam huffed, "I bet Kenny will be Cinderella then. If not Sleeping Beauty."

"I'm probably gonna be the little mermaid..." Kyle grumbled, tugging at his red curls.

Wendy smiled and took her girlfriend's hand, "Well, I think you'd make a wonderful Snow White, Cinderella and...should I just go with Ariel?"

Kyle groaned and sunk into his seat, pulling his hat down to cover his face.

The quiet murmurs of the audience died down as Cartman walked on stage. He held a fairly large book in his hands. Reaching the chair and table that was set up, he opened the book, tapped the microphone and began...