Brittany woke up to a bright purple sky and trees chirping. At first she thought it was a dream, so she rubbed her eyes. Nope, not a dream. She was about to ask one of her siblings if they knew what was going on, but neither one of them was in bed. She quickly got dressed in a blinding yellow shirt and neon orange shorts (she found it strangely attractive) and ran downstairs. What she found there was even more strange than the trees chirping.

Eleanor was yelling at a green cat (who was doing an Irish jig) to get a job. Jeanette was dancing with polar bears. Miss Miller was eating multicolored berries while sitting on... Simon? He was reading some kind of picture book while failing at sounding out short words. His glasses were missing and a bit of his rear was showing. Kind of like a plumber.

As she ran out outside, Brittany had to duck several times because of polka dotted bats. A fish/man/person/thing read an upside down newspaper while his hot dog (his dog was in the form of a hot dog) ate itself. The flowers were singing that annoying Smurf song. The trees joined in. Soon, random people started to dance and sing along. Brittany ran as fast as she could to the Seville house. Surely this craziness hadn't spread to Cookie Chomper III?

Oh boy was she wrong. The cat was reciting Hamlet and mopping up lava. He was sporting a mad scientist outfit with Simon's glasses.

'Now I've seen everything.' Brittany thought.

Theodore then came in with talking food the insulted Alvin, who crept up behind Brittany.

"Ah, my dearest Brittany. Care to join us for dinner?" Alvin asked.

'Dinner? It's 9:00 in the morning!'

"Yes, it is my specialty! Food with too much vinegar." Theodore proudly exclaimed.

"Appetizing." Brittany sarcastically said. She bolted out the door and headed straight for home.

Just when she thought things couldn't get any worse, it did. Whoopi Goldberg was in a cheetah print leotard, working out to a Nicki Minaj song. All of a sudden, Justin Bieber popped out of nowhere, wearing the same thing as Whoopi. Dave and Miss Miller came down the stairs with Barney costumes on. Alvin jumped through a window and belted out the lyrics of a Spongebob song in German. But nothing could compare to what happened next.

"I, president Brack Obama, resign as president. I realized that I belong at Mars with the ice cream mountains and Chinese shoes. I don't want to rule you weird people. I want to rule the rainbow Martians. Goodbye, you've been a terrible country." The president walked onto a U.F.O Wearing a black dress and high heels. Brittany passed out in fear.

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This was a dream I had last night. I decided I should share it with my followers (and my haters). Please review and tell me your favorite part! Oh, and by the way, I seriously just noticed the new review button. How long was that there?

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
― Dr. Seuss (my eighth grade school president used this at my graduation, and I was crying so hard cuz I didn't want her to go)

Chow!