You're Under Arrest For The Murder Of Voldemort
a/n:
I know I just put up a story, but I've had this idea for ages and
just got around to writing it.
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With
a final word, Harry killed Tom Marvolo Riddle, also known as Lord
Voldemort, the man who killed his parents and made his life horrible.
And he was finally dead.
Harry expected people to cheer, to clap
or even to dance. The Dark Lord was finally dead.
He did not
expect a swat team to descend from the ceiling, or people to ignore
him, or even the head of the swat team to shout, "Harry Potter!
You are under arrest for the murder of Tom Marvolo Riddle, also known
as Lord Voldemort!"
Definitely not expecting that.
"But
he was the darkest, evilest wizard of all time!"
"Citizens
should not take the law into their own hands!" A swat guy came
up and cuffed him.
"Ron! Hermione! Ginny! Tell them it was
justified!"
Ron looked straight into Hermione's
eyes.
"Hermione Granger, I love you. Would you do me the
honor of being my wife?"
Hermione looked back at him and said
in a sweet voice, "Nope!" She jumped into the arms of a
waiting Draco Malfoy. "I'm marrying Draco!"
Ron shrugged
and started to snog Lavender.
Ginny looked at Harry through the
crowd and Harry saw love in her eyes.
"Harry, I'm marrying
Dean Thomas! Better luck next time, convict!"
Apparently the
love wasn't for him.
"Professor McGonagoll?
Kingsley?"
However, Professor McGonagoll was in a deep
embrace with Professor Flitwick.
Kingsley was kissing the
Divination professor.
"Luna? Neville?"
Luna was
hanging from the ceiling by a piece of blue rope and shouting
"There's a lot of nargles up here, come and look!" and
Neville had his arm draped over an uncomfortable very obvious boy
house-elf wearing a blond wig.
"Aw come on!"
The swat
guy dragged Harry out the door.
"But I defeated the Dark
Lord! I ended a rein of terror! I'm a hero!"
"Tell it to
the judge, convict."
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a/n: I know it was short, but I couldn't think of anyone else who was still alive. :D Enjoy!