Disclaimer: I don't the Teen Titans. Yet. Cartoon Network and WB Kids and all those people own them. For now! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

The president angrily tossed aside a thin manila folder marked 'SLADE'.

"Is this all we know about the bastard?! You're the head of Homeland Security for god's sakes! What am I paying you fools for!"

"Mr. President, this man has masked himself in disinformation and secrecy. Anyone outside of his inner circle he ever associated with was killed or went missing! Were lucky to have this much information. We never manage to get a informant out or into his group."

"So. You mean to say that this son a bitch is holding our nation hostage, and we don't even know his mothers maiden name!"

"Once again, I insist that we move you out of Washington, it's the safest thing you can do for yourself, and your family."

"Dammit, I can't afford to leave, if people find out that their leader just got up and left, they may begin the suspect something."

"With all do respect, if we do give into his demands, they people are gonna damn well notice that something is wrong. Besides, if those canisters get set off, we need you safe to lead the nation n the aftermath. I beg you Mr. President, leave Washington."

"NO!… no I cant leave. Give me one hour. I will have a speech ready to give the public. I wont mention the VX gas; I will have to think up something to blame on them. I just hope we can find this bastard Slade before we have to follow through. I don't think I have the heart to hand those kids over to Slade."

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-bzzzt- "Are unhappy with your bust line?"

"…No."

-bzzzt- "GEE WILIKERS BATMAN! It's the Joker!"

"Biggest. Mistake. Ever."

-bzzzt- "Good evening fine citizens of America. It is with my deepest regret that I must inform you of a new enemy of our great nation."

"OH! OH! That show with the ugly chicks that get facelifts and junk is on! Lets watch that! This dude stinks, he gives me a rash."

"Quiet Beast Boy! This is important. He's talking about something…well…important!"

"I am sorry to have to announce that recently a plot to steal millions of dollars from the U.S. government was uncovered by the CIA and FBI. The perpetrators are believed to be armed, even of not visibly, and extremely dangerous. I am sorry but the Teen Titans, the young superheroes who have on many occasions have saved the good citizens of Jump city, are these vilains."

"…Um, did I hear that right? Robin, hello?"

Robin was totally shocked.

"That is why I am giving the order that the Teen Titans should be taken into custody. They are not to be harmed in any way. If they are watching this now, please turn yourself in."

"Beast Boy! Get Raven, Star, and Cyborg! We need to get out of this tower, and fast!"

"What about Terra?"

"Where is she now?"

"Sleeping in her room I think."

"Theres not enough time. Sacrifices must be made. GO!"

Robin looked outside through the window. Three white and black helicopters were flying in the Towers direction.

"Something tells me that they're not in the mood for talking…"