Shinra vs. Organization XIII

A girl with pale skin and black hair reaching her waist sat in her spacious office. Her name is Yisa Suzuhara and she's a 1st class SOLDIER who's just turned 18. Many people are often shocked by this fact, but since she's been training since the age of 12, most people are careful not to make her angry. The door to her office suddenly burst open when Reno, Zack, Cloud and Sephiroth walk in yelling at each other.

Yisa takes a deep breath, she's used to their antics by now, and yelled "Shut up!!" Everyone is silent. Yisa sighed. "Now explain to me calmly and quietly what the hell you're all fighting about.

There was silence until Sephiroth bravely decided to answer her. Sephiroth may be the respected General of Shinra, but even he's afraid of an angry woman who could kick his butt when given enough anger. "If pirates and ninjas fought…who would win?"

"Is that seriously all you guys think about?!"

"Pretty much yeah" agreed all the guys.

Yisa sighed again then started to walk across the room. "Well if you'll excuse me I have to go on a very important mission."
Cloud started jumping up and down excitedly. He could be so adorable without meaning to. He was only a cadet, but he was still shown some respect from his friends. Too bad his fellow cadets were so keen on him. "Ooh where?! Where?!"
Yisa took a step away from Cloud to avoid being jumped on. "To the cafeteria . . . I need a cookie"
Reno made his voice higher to sound like hers and asked "God is that all you think about?!" Reno may seem like he doesn't respect Yisa, but in fact, he worships her. Her fighting style is matched only by Sephiroth and Genesis on a really good day for them. Both Sephiroth and Genesis consider Yisa their equal.
Yisa nodded while Sephiroth sighed. "So, are you going to answer our question?"
Yisa replied simply. "Ninjas."
"But the pirates have better weapons" Cloud argued.
"No way! The ninjas do!" replied Reno.
"Do they have guns?" asked Cloud
"No, but guns can jam, can a shuriken or a katana? I don't think so!" Sephiroth countered.

"But pirates have a ship, which is a defensive advantage!" Zack pointed out.

"Who says they're fighting on the ocean, they could be on a beach. And even then, ninjas are trained to deal with that stuff. They're professional assassins!" Reno argued.
Yisa slowly edged out of the room while they argue, thinking about the cookie. Sometimes she's an incredibly simple creature. She can get distracted by a butterfly when she isn't concentrating. Stealthily, she managed to get out of the office and then run like the wind to the cookie.

Yisa sat down in the cafeteria munching a chocolate chip cookie when her good friend Rude sat opposite eating some chocolate-flavoured pocky. Yes, even Rude likes some sugar now and then. She sipped her coke and an awkward silence came upon the two. They were good friends, but neither spoke while eating. They weren't being rude (pun not intended) they just understood that most of the time this was a time for silence and sugar.

However, Rude soon broke the silence with a really long and loud burp. That earned him a few scared glances. This happened often. But many of the soldiers knew not to stare openly for fear of castration. After a while Rude stopped for air, only to burp again, this time louder and much, much longer.

Luckily it stopped, eventually, and Yisa looked up at Rude, mentally praying another burp wasn't coming. "You done now?"

"Yes ma'am"

"Do you need something?"

"A hug?"

Yisa glared at him. She loves hugs, but sometimes Rude is too fun to mess with.

Rude tried to avoid eye contact but he soon realised he can't beat the evil-stare and he cracks. "Okay! Okay! I'll talk! Just stop the eyes! They burn!"

Yisa smirked in victory. That was the longest sentence she'd heard from Rude in the last month. She then asked "So what's up?"

"Tseng wants to see you"
Yisa cringed slightly. "Does it have anything to do with pirates and ninjas?!"
"I don't think so . . . why do you ask?"
Yisa sighed "Ask Cloud, Reno and Sephiroth! They'll tell you!"

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Yisa stormed into Tseng's office, without knocking – she's mad, and slams her hands on his desk. "This had better be bloody important!"

A small bead of sweat dripped down the side of Tseng's cheek. Yisa was going to go ballistic. "Well, uh, you see... I was, uh, talking with Reno and Zack and... I was uh wondering..."

'This can't be good...' Yisa thought.

"Pirates vs. Ninjas... who would win?"

Yisa's eye twitched violently. She dug her finger-nails into the desk trying not to brutally murder her superior. "Please... Sir.... leave now... and never... ask me that... again... or I swear to Gaia..." She couldn't seem to think of the right words to describe her frustration so she began making choking, clawing and ripping motions with her arms.

"Understood."

"Good... I'm going home." Yisa left the room, a dark aura following her.

"S-See you t-tomorrow."

--Dream—

Yisa was surrounded by darkness. She wandered helplessly through the black trying to find some form of light. Eventually, she reached a white room with grey and black markings along the walls and floor. As she moved further into the room a figure wearing a long black coat with a hood moved towards her.

"So tell me," the figure began, "have you chosen your side yet?"

End of chapter one.

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Next time: Shinra is invaded by Organisation XIII and... well... something happens!! So yeah you should check it out! There may be an actual storyline! Well I hope there is... yes, of course there is I've already written most of the plotline... SEE YOU NEXT TIME! WHERE THERE'S A PLOT!!