Itachi leaned forward. He wanted to rest his throbbing head on Hidan' s lap but the older man pulled away. He wasn't into that cuddling shit. Itachi pouted. His heart raced as his mind registered a thought. He had planned to talk to Hidan about their relationship. So far it had been full of sex and barely anything else. He knew Hidan wasn't really into love. Most of the time Itachi thought he was just Hidan's little boy-toy, which in a way was true. The blonde beside them stared as he watched Hidan pull away from Itachi. How stupid could he be? Here Itachi was, giving him all his love and all that stupid bastard could do was pull away? What the hell? Deidara had had enough. He opened his mouth to speak but was interrupted by Itachi.
"Hidan, can we talk about something?"
"If it's about me fucking pulling away then forget it. I already fucking told you that it was all about the sex for me."
Itachi's eyes began to water. Why did it hurt so much? He really did care for Hidan. He had no idea why though. He sighed. "It's not exactly about that. I…I love you Hidan. I was just hoping that you felt the same way."
Hidan burst into a fit of laughter. "You have got to be joking. You fucking little pussy. Why would I be in love with you? Hahahah!"
Deidara face burned bright with anger.
"Fucking Hidan! How could you be so stupid. You don't even deserve Itachi! He's the best thing that could ever happened in your life and you just toss him around like a rag doll!"
"Wrong. My Lord is the best thing that had ever come into my life. Itachi's just….for fun." the silver haired man replied.
Deidara turned to Itachi. A tear had slipped from the teen's eyes. He didn't want to cry, to show his weakness for Hidan, but he did. He was hitting himself over and over, cursing silently as well. "Itachi-kun, I love you. And I want to take care of you. Why don't you leave this asshole and come with me?"
Itachi looked up, his eyes beginning to show a subtle happiness. He did always have a crush on Deidara but it was a little school girl crush, nothing more. The thought of someone loving him…it blew his mind. A little twinge in the corner of his mouth, that represented a smiled presented itself on Itachi's delicate face. "Deidara…you-"
"Who the fuck do you think you're calling an asshole, you fucking dumb blonde?"
"You! I know you're stupid but come on! Itachi is beautiful and you're just stringing him along. I cant take it anymore!" Deidara cried.
Itachi threw himself onto the blonde. His lips met the smaller teen's, in a passionate but gentle kiss. Hidan's eyes widened in surprise. He felt conflicting emotions. Pissed, because someone was touching HisItachi, angry, because Itachi had betrayed him, jealous, because he wasn't the one kissing Itachi by now and hurt, because deep down inside he did care about the raven haired Uchiha. His fist tightened around the bed sheets. A deep growl came from within his chest. He grabbed the Uchiha pulling him off Deidara, and slammed him against the wall.
"What the fuck is your fucking problem? I fucking love you and this is how you repay me? By kissing that no good, dirty stinking fucking whore of a blonde? I-"
Itachi giggled. A thousand fluttering butterflies flew into his stomach. Hidan, his Hidan…
"What the fuck are you laughing at? Did I say something funny?" It was meant to sound intimidating but like everyday of the week Hidan had no clue what was going on. Deidara sighed. So Hidan really did care. It was cute, he had to admit, but that wouldn't stop him from his pursuit of the Uchiha.
Itachi giggled again. "What the fuck did I say?" Hidan asked again.
"You said that you loved me! Well technically you said you fucking love me, but that's just you being you."
"I never fuck-shit!"
Deidara and Itachi both giggled. Hidan's face turned a vermillion color, embarrassment overwhelming him. "S-shut the fuck up, you faggots! I-I- shut up!"
Itachi wrapped his arms around the older mans neck. "Thank you Hidan, that's all I wanted to hear you say."
He scoffed. "Whatever. This doesn't leave the room. Got it?"
Deidara looked up at the finally content Itachi. "Itachi…I-I want you to love me to…because I love you."
Both men turned to look at Deidara. "What?" they asked in unison.
"I love you Itachi-kun."
Itachi smiled. A real full blown all out smile. It wasn't like a say cheese smile but still noticeable. "Deidara-kun….wow….ah shit…."
Hidan looked at him. "What's wrong?"
"I don't know who to pick….Deidara is so sweet, and innocent and Hidan…you're so rough…but I kind of like it rough." Itachi blushed.
Hidan smirked. "Yea, you do."
Deidara pouted. "Itachi, please I mean it when I say it. I do love you."
"I know, and I think I feel the same. I just…I just don't know what I'm going to do."
"What do you mean, 'You don't know what you're going to do.? You should stay with me!" Hidan cried.
Deidara realized that Hidan just said at least 4 sentences without a trace of a curse in them. He wasn't pissed off, otherwise the curses would be spewing from his orifice, but rather sad.
"Hidan, I do want to stay with you. I don't want us to break up but…Deidara…I- I'm sorry!"
"What the fuck are you apologizing for?" and the streak was over.
"I just don't know anymore. I want you both!" Itachi said.
"You're even more greedy than Kazu!" Deidara said. Itachi pouted. He released Hidan from his grip. The sharingan wielder turned away from the two men and walked out of his room. This had to be the most hardest decision he ever had to make in his eyes. Well, second hardest.