The very short drunk story
'The only secrets' I read the old wooden sign before I entered . I walked in, and it was old and smelly, it was kept very well though, and every one was dancing, getting drunk and a group of nine were all singing a song about how butterflies act like trains and dogs act like llamas on crack. The tune was from the Barney song "I love you, you love me."
I sat down to get a drink, I got 2 shots and a big mug of Bud light. It was so good I felt like I just drank for the first time in my life. I hate nights like these stress full, because I cant find a stupid job, no one likes me at least I don't think, but still I sit here wondering why, why am I here, sitting here, cant do anything , im not even a good at counting money or even working on computers! Wow I suck.
I suck. That's it, that's all I got to say. I suck . Just two simple words that make such a beautiful sound, I suck so bad. No I just like I suck , that sounds better. I suck, wow I think im getting a little to drunk, hmm getting drunk, what is that? Getting drunk?
"Hello beer how are you? Good? That's cool. Yea you know what? You made me drunk! How dare you? Make me drunk. I'll make u eat every thing in my kitchen , you made me drunk!"
"Sir, sir, you need to leave or stop yelling at your beer your disturbing the bar."
"Sorry im fine, im fine I just cant believe my beer made me drunk! God, stupid beer make me drunk! I HATE YOU BEER! YOU MADE ME DRUNK!"
Ow my face hurts. And my back dose to. All I remember is yelling at my cup and two huge men took me from the arms and threw me out. Ow.