I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of its characters.
It was Thanksgiving in the six fighter's residence just for an excuse to eat turkey. They invited all their friends and relatives to their house tomorrow. The family members that lived far away were coming the day before to spend the night. Touya and Suzuka's entire families were already there, but Shishi, Rinku, and Chu assured everyone that having their families around would be a bad idea.
Jin was on the phone with his parents in Ireland asking if anyone was being annoying enough to send all the way to Japan. Eight of his younger cousins were going to come. Jin hung up, "They'll be here in 30 seconds."
Suzuka's jaw dropped,"How? They're on the other side of the world!"
The doorbell rang. As soon as Jin opened the door, eight screaming little kids literally flew through the door.
Jin beamed at Suzuka,"It's faster to travel by air."
One was playing with Touya's bangs, two were turning the lights on and off, one was putting things in the toilet and trying to flush them, and the other three were knocking over expensive furniture. They were like mini Jin clones on a sugar rush.
Shishi turned to Jin,"I think you're cousins are evil." Everyone nodded in agreement.
Touya spotted on of them opening the closet down the hall. "Isn't that where we keep our weapons?"
All six of them ran screaming into the panic room in the basement. They sat in there for a while, catching their breath. They made sure that the door was bolted down so the little monsters couldn't get in, then started to consider their options.
They decided to draw straws. The four with the longest straws would sneak out the window to buy a turkey, and the unlucky two with the shortest straws would stay there to make sure the kids didn't cause any nuclear explosions. They crossed their fingers tightly as they drew their fate. Chu, Suzuka, Touya, and Jin jumped out the window before they could feel sorry for Rinku and Shishi.
"What do we do now?" Rinku asked.
Shishi gulped,"We write our will."