Shinji's Halloween
Disclaimer: Bleach does not belong to me
AU note: Enjoy but no flames please I know I have some errors in here.
Hiyori did not really care for Halloween. What is great about it? Stupid humans, go around in retarded costumes to ask neighbors for candy. Shinji, loved Halloween, and started bringing different kind of Halloween props home from pumpkins to a giant spider, which for some weird reason he decided to place near the door of the warehouse. One day he found a motion-activated skeleton that lights up, makes creepy noises.
"Isn't this thing great?" Shinji grinned, "found this guy at a sales I just had to get him, I shall name him Bill!" his grinned faded a bit when he saw his comrades were not pleased.
Kensai's eye twitched, "Shinji of all the dumbass crap you brought this has got to be the worse now get rid of that stupid thing, its just as bad as the fingers coming up out of the grave."
"I thought you liked the hand and the grave, it says I.M ALIVE!" Shinji let lose a wide grin "Oh, I get it you are scared of it"
"Hell no, why would I be scared of that thing!" Kensai retorted angrily "Its the stupidest thing I ever seen!"
Hiyori walked up to get a closer look at the new object and sneered, "Where may I ask are you planning to put this butt ugly thing? We don't have room for all your crap baldy"
Shinji grinned turned wicked as he turned to Hyori, "Oh you will see, you will see very soon. Come on Bill lets go to my room," and dragged to skeleton with him to his room.
Hiyori shuddered watching him disappear into his room, he is up to something that stupid baldy, I don't know what but he is up to something.
She found herself needing to use the bathroom in the middle of the night she opened the door when the skeleton that popped out from the side of her door with a loud screaming noise. She nearly jumped out of her skin and gave a scream, waking everyone up. Turned out Shinji had planted Bill so it would scare the crap out of her when she opened the door. It took her a few seconds to snap out her fear before screaming; "SHIIIINNNNJIII YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!" She tore down the hall, and kicked down Shinji's door. She found him on his bed shaking with laughter, tears streaming down him face. "HAHAHA I got you really good you were really freaked out."
"YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNY, YOU STUPID BALDY YOU ARE DEAD!!" She screeched before leaping on him.
The other Vizards, quickly came to intervene before she really killed him.
The next day Shinji could not find his beloved skeleton. He quickly guessed Hiyori killed it and mourned its loss. The only part he found was the Bill's head. Shinji started to carry it around until the others threaten to throw it away cause he would bring it to the table and eat with it which after a while became a bit creepy. Rose did not help by quoting Shakespeare with it. At the end Shinji buried it, tombstone and all while Rose and Love hummed taps. As he walked back into a warehouse a bucket of green slime fell on his head. Shinji gave a yelp and wiped the slime off his face before letting out a growl,"Who did that?!" he looking up to find the bucket, and followed the bucked to the string to find Hiyori squatting near the door with wide grin on her face.
"Happy Halloween dickhead Shinji!!"
(end)
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