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A/N: This is my first one-shot. I hope I get positive reviews. Happy reading!

Summary: One word on how Tsukushi describes Tsukasa. Want to find out? Just read the story. Tsukushi gives three hints that'll help you find out. First one-shot.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own HYD but I do own the PLOT and YOU know it.

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One Word

By: hana827

Tsukushi's POV

It's really funny when you got a rich mindless boyfriend. I mean, you get to laugh all the time because of his 'mindlessness'. So the author of this story is letting you find out the word (for me) that best describes Tsukasa, right? Let me give you three hints.

x- one word –x

hint # 1

This is when he took me to the mall. He said that I need to go shopping because of the 'horrible' clothes I'm wearing.

I tried several outfits all in an hour. I sat down from exhaustion beside him and he heard the two salesladies talking to each other.

"Oh no! It's raining cats and dogs," we heard the other one say.

"Raining cats and dogs?" he said, "I don't even see a single cat or dog in here."

I just sighed.

x- one word –x

hint # 2

This is when I took him to the grocery.

"Domyouji, can you find some eggplant seeds for me? I want to plant some."

5 minutes later when I came back……………

I looked at our cart and found no seeds.

"Where are the seeds?" I asked him.

"Oh here," he said as he handed me a box of eggs.

x- one word –x

hint # 3

This is when I taught him how to make a cake.

"Put 2 eggs in a bowl," I heard him say as he read the instructions.

10 minutes later……………….

"Makino, can you mix this for me? I'm tired," I heard him say.

I walked towards the kitchen and grabbed a spoon. I mixed the ingredients and pressed on the big lumps. I suddenly heard the cracking sound of an egg. I caught the sight of an eggshell and I said, "Domyouji, what did you do to the eggs?"

"Oh, I put them in the bowl."

"Did you crack them first?"

"No, idiot. It said 'PUT 2 EGGS IN A BOWL'. It didn't say 'CRACK THEM FIRST'. What kind of idiot would do that?"

x- one word –x

So, have you guessed it yet? It starts with an S and ends with a TUPID.

STUPID

So let me give you an advice.

"If you're seeking for a rich boyfriend, go to the hospital first and ask the doctor 'Doctor, does this boy have a brain?', so you don't get a rich mindless boyfriend yelling, "Stupido, stupido!" at you all day when he's the stupid one.

x- one word –x

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