Merry and Pippin's Coffee Songs
These songs are adapted from the original hobbit drinking songs. I challenge you and your friends to sing them the next time you go out for Starbucks. Enjoy them with a venti java chip frappeccino.
To Starbucks I Go
Hey, ho, to Starbucks I go
To get a drink, I'm feeling low
The rain may fall, the wind may blow
But there still beeee many miles to go
Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain
And the stream that flows from hill to plain
Better than rain or rippling brook
Is a venti latte inside this Took
Strange and dark is the world outside
But in Starbucks we've naught to hide
With triple shots in frappe nine
This evenin' is surpassin' fine
Harvest's in and cold without
An' hobbits strong are hobbits stout
Naught to fear and naught to think
For hobbits nowww have coffee to drink
The Shire says, "Forget all sleep
"If you slumber long, the coffee's cheap"
Wired be hobbit lass and lad
On caffeine highs with faces glad
A land of peace and a hobbit hole
And on a plate a cinnamon roll
Never falter, never fear
For Starbucks will always be here