I don't know why I wrote this fic, oh well, hope it's not too long or too stupid, enjoy, plz R&R! Oh, and my friend Laura came up with the fic name, thanks! ^^
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Far far away, up high in the clouds, there sat 4 figures, all talking and jabbering about the global problem.
"We don't have enough recruits to fight the new enemy." Said a bright pink elephant.
"We need to get some new people, and fast, our numbers are dying out quickly!" mewed a neon green cat.
A fluffy blue poodle that had been snoring with his head down on the table awoke with a jolt.
"Huh? What're we talking 'bout?"
"We were discussing the problem with the new enemy.." Came a deep velvety voice coming from behind a leather chair.
"You mean Queen Anaya?"
"Yes..." The chair turned around and in it sat a glowing white stallion, giving off light. "NeoOen, draw two names from the FlabberGhasten." The green cat got up out of her seat and went over to a machine in the corner, then pressed several buttons on it and the lights lit up and beeping sounds we're heard. The machine spit out two pieces of paper.
"Our two new recruits are..."
Dib stared down at his drawing of himself tying Zim up to a table and cutting him up. He growled and looked at Zim, a few desks down from him. Zim was reading a book about Government Technology. Dib looked up at the clock, 2 minuets till the bell rang, and he could test his new invention out on Zim. Dib had worked for days to get it just right. It would finally eliminate Zim for good.
Zim looked up at the clock, 1 minuet till the bell rang, and he could test his new invention out on Dib. Zim had worked for days to get it just right. It would finally eliminate Dib for good.
The bell rang and everyone scurried out of the classroom in a hurry. Zim and Dib stood outside facing each other and glaring. They both had their hands near their pocket, ready to whip out their weapon. A tumbleweed rolled past. Dib brought out his weapon and Zim did the same. In Dib's hand there was a green rod with some bubbles in it; it was glowing and had several cords attached to it. In Zim's hand there was a spork, but not just any spork, it was a magickal spork, one with telekinetic powers, ooo, scaaary! They didn't say a word but both of them raised their weapons. The started to bring them down on each other when there was a bright flash of pink light. They looked around, their weapons were gone and they were in a place that was just void, nothing there, no walls, no objects...There was one other person in the room with them however, if you could call it a person. It was an animal, a pink elephant that was about 3 feet tall. It sauntered over to them and smiled.
"Hi, you two are the chosen ones, you have been recruited into the army of Magickal Warriors, you will be our saviors!"
"Who are you..?" Zim asked.
"I am the first of The Superior 4, I am please to meet you, my name is Bubblegum."
Dib laughed, "Bubblegum? What kind of name is that for a Superior?"
"Shut up, I didn't choose it!"
"So...what do we have to do?" Zim asked.
"It's a long story, but I'll start at the beginning. A long time ago, when the Army first started, there was a great warrior, she was the best, her name was Anaya. But one day, she was fooled and she went over to the dark forces. She disappeared for 5 years but she recently came back, more powerful than ever. She's destroyed most our forces, and now, this is where you come in. You two have been chosen so try out and fight with some new technology we've been working on."
"Hold up," said Zim, "I came here to destroy this planet, and now I have to save it?"
"Yup."
"And what happens if I don't agree to do this?" Just then a huge lightening both came down and shocked Zim. "Ok, " He coughed, "I'll do it..."
"You mustn't tell anyone about this, it is a secret organization!"
Dib sighed, "Alright alright, so..what do we do now?"
Bubblegum tossed Dib a white ring, it's had a glowing blue heart shaped gem in the middle of it.
"Put it on." And Dib did so. Bubblegum handed Zim a black ring, the diamond in the center glowed a bright red. Zim put it on and looked at it.
"Ok, Dib, hold up your hand with the ring on it and shout 'Blue Heart Power!', and you Zim, hold up your ring hand and yell 'Red Diamond Power!'"
Zim looked at Dib and shrugged. Dib sighed and held up his ring hand.
"Blue Heart Power!" he shouted. He was surrounded by a blinding white light. Zim held up his hand.
"Red Diamond Power!" And he was emerged in black light.
Dib had his eyes closed, his hands automatically reached for his side as he unsheathed a long sword. He held it up over his head as wings began to sprout from his back. Bright pink ribbons emerged from the tip of his sword and wrapped around him.
Zim held both of his hands up in the air as something formed in his hands, it was a double-ended butterfly sword, even larger than he was. He felt something coming out of his back. He spun the sword around in circles over his head as a great gust of wind blew over him.
Dib blinked open his eyes, he was holding the sword out in front of him. He looked around, he was in the same place but he felt different, and his legs were cold. He looked down and shouted. He was wearing an extremely short white skirt. His stomach was exposed and he had on a top with long flowing sleeves. There were blue ribbons sewn into his skirt and the shirt sleeves. He dropped his sword and put his hands on his head, his hair was longer, a lot longer. It was put up into pig tails and the ends of them went down to his shoulders. He felt weird and.....curvy. White feathery wings had grown from his back.
Zim opened his eyes, he looked at the sword he was holding at his side, it was wicked looking, and taller than he was. He shivered a bit and looked down. His eyes got wide. He was wearing the same outfit as Dib, only it was black with red ribbons. His hair was put into a long braid that went down to his knees. Large black bat wings were in his back.
"Y-you turned me into a girl!!" he screamed at Bubblegum. Bubblegum winced and took a step back.
"It can't be helped, that's the way it goes, no one will find out."
Dib was still in shock, he looked over at Zim. Zim looked back at Dib and scoffed a bit.
"I would look SO much better in that skirt.." He said. Dib sighed and drooped over, this was gonna be a long day.
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Well, what'd ya think? Hopefully this fic will be more than four chapters, but I'm no good at long fics, oh well, I'll have to see how it turns out! Please R&R, no flames!
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Far far away, up high in the clouds, there sat 4 figures, all talking and jabbering about the global problem.
"We don't have enough recruits to fight the new enemy." Said a bright pink elephant.
"We need to get some new people, and fast, our numbers are dying out quickly!" mewed a neon green cat.
A fluffy blue poodle that had been snoring with his head down on the table awoke with a jolt.
"Huh? What're we talking 'bout?"
"We were discussing the problem with the new enemy.." Came a deep velvety voice coming from behind a leather chair.
"You mean Queen Anaya?"
"Yes..." The chair turned around and in it sat a glowing white stallion, giving off light. "NeoOen, draw two names from the FlabberGhasten." The green cat got up out of her seat and went over to a machine in the corner, then pressed several buttons on it and the lights lit up and beeping sounds we're heard. The machine spit out two pieces of paper.
"Our two new recruits are..."
Dib stared down at his drawing of himself tying Zim up to a table and cutting him up. He growled and looked at Zim, a few desks down from him. Zim was reading a book about Government Technology. Dib looked up at the clock, 2 minuets till the bell rang, and he could test his new invention out on Zim. Dib had worked for days to get it just right. It would finally eliminate Zim for good.
Zim looked up at the clock, 1 minuet till the bell rang, and he could test his new invention out on Dib. Zim had worked for days to get it just right. It would finally eliminate Dib for good.
The bell rang and everyone scurried out of the classroom in a hurry. Zim and Dib stood outside facing each other and glaring. They both had their hands near their pocket, ready to whip out their weapon. A tumbleweed rolled past. Dib brought out his weapon and Zim did the same. In Dib's hand there was a green rod with some bubbles in it; it was glowing and had several cords attached to it. In Zim's hand there was a spork, but not just any spork, it was a magickal spork, one with telekinetic powers, ooo, scaaary! They didn't say a word but both of them raised their weapons. The started to bring them down on each other when there was a bright flash of pink light. They looked around, their weapons were gone and they were in a place that was just void, nothing there, no walls, no objects...There was one other person in the room with them however, if you could call it a person. It was an animal, a pink elephant that was about 3 feet tall. It sauntered over to them and smiled.
"Hi, you two are the chosen ones, you have been recruited into the army of Magickal Warriors, you will be our saviors!"
"Who are you..?" Zim asked.
"I am the first of The Superior 4, I am please to meet you, my name is Bubblegum."
Dib laughed, "Bubblegum? What kind of name is that for a Superior?"
"Shut up, I didn't choose it!"
"So...what do we have to do?" Zim asked.
"It's a long story, but I'll start at the beginning. A long time ago, when the Army first started, there was a great warrior, she was the best, her name was Anaya. But one day, she was fooled and she went over to the dark forces. She disappeared for 5 years but she recently came back, more powerful than ever. She's destroyed most our forces, and now, this is where you come in. You two have been chosen so try out and fight with some new technology we've been working on."
"Hold up," said Zim, "I came here to destroy this planet, and now I have to save it?"
"Yup."
"And what happens if I don't agree to do this?" Just then a huge lightening both came down and shocked Zim. "Ok, " He coughed, "I'll do it..."
"You mustn't tell anyone about this, it is a secret organization!"
Dib sighed, "Alright alright, so..what do we do now?"
Bubblegum tossed Dib a white ring, it's had a glowing blue heart shaped gem in the middle of it.
"Put it on." And Dib did so. Bubblegum handed Zim a black ring, the diamond in the center glowed a bright red. Zim put it on and looked at it.
"Ok, Dib, hold up your hand with the ring on it and shout 'Blue Heart Power!', and you Zim, hold up your ring hand and yell 'Red Diamond Power!'"
Zim looked at Dib and shrugged. Dib sighed and held up his ring hand.
"Blue Heart Power!" he shouted. He was surrounded by a blinding white light. Zim held up his hand.
"Red Diamond Power!" And he was emerged in black light.
Dib had his eyes closed, his hands automatically reached for his side as he unsheathed a long sword. He held it up over his head as wings began to sprout from his back. Bright pink ribbons emerged from the tip of his sword and wrapped around him.
Zim held both of his hands up in the air as something formed in his hands, it was a double-ended butterfly sword, even larger than he was. He felt something coming out of his back. He spun the sword around in circles over his head as a great gust of wind blew over him.
Dib blinked open his eyes, he was holding the sword out in front of him. He looked around, he was in the same place but he felt different, and his legs were cold. He looked down and shouted. He was wearing an extremely short white skirt. His stomach was exposed and he had on a top with long flowing sleeves. There were blue ribbons sewn into his skirt and the shirt sleeves. He dropped his sword and put his hands on his head, his hair was longer, a lot longer. It was put up into pig tails and the ends of them went down to his shoulders. He felt weird and.....curvy. White feathery wings had grown from his back.
Zim opened his eyes, he looked at the sword he was holding at his side, it was wicked looking, and taller than he was. He shivered a bit and looked down. His eyes got wide. He was wearing the same outfit as Dib, only it was black with red ribbons. His hair was put into a long braid that went down to his knees. Large black bat wings were in his back.
"Y-you turned me into a girl!!" he screamed at Bubblegum. Bubblegum winced and took a step back.
"It can't be helped, that's the way it goes, no one will find out."
Dib was still in shock, he looked over at Zim. Zim looked back at Dib and scoffed a bit.
"I would look SO much better in that skirt.." He said. Dib sighed and drooped over, this was gonna be a long day.
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Well, what'd ya think? Hopefully this fic will be more than four chapters, but I'm no good at long fics, oh well, I'll have to see how it turns out! Please R&R, no flames!