Know your stars (trinity Blood edition)

I do not own the series.. I wish I did

Abel Nightroad enters the room. A lone stool was there and the lights went on. A "mirror" was there too. Abel sat in the stool facing the "mirror"

Know your stast know you stars

"hello?"

Abel Nightroad…… Is Edward Elric in disguise.

"um… Do I look like a blonde Shrimp?"

Edward comes in and beats on Abel

"Do I look like a shimp to you?"

Abel Nightroad loves Tres Iqus

"Hey? I am not gay. I had a wife."

Uhhh are you sure? You said he was dreamy

"I did?"

Abel scratched his head

Yeah you did. Though I dio agree with you. He IS dreamy

"If you say so."

Abel Nightroad is not a virgin

"I am so a virgin. I'm a Priest after all"

Abel, Most priests are not virgins. Take Father Leon for an example, He has a daughter.

"Good Point."

Abel Nightroad……. Like big butts and he cannot lie

"Was that a song?"

Yes. And you do like big butts.

"Uhhhhh.?ok…"

Now you know Abel Nightroad

"You guys don't know me!!!"

Abel left the room, confused.

Oh god. He is sooooo clueless.