Supernatural Redone:

Episode One: The Magnificent Seven:

Starring:

Jared Padalecki as Sam Winchester

Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester

Jim Beaver as Bobby Singer

Summer Glau as Annie Broom

Katie Cassidy as Ruby

Fergie as Lust

Amber Benson as Prudence

Luke Goss as Courage/Prince Nuada

Jodelle Ferland as Hope

Ron Perlman as Hellboy

Selma Blair as Liz

Doug Jones as Abe Sapien

Anna Walton as Princess Nuala

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Note: This is AU, so it may not necessarily go the way the actual episode did. Sam will be in, what counts as, a bi-sexual love triangle with Nuada and Annie.

AN 2: This is copy/pasted from the original script style posting I had on one of my forum sites.

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(Opens to Dean and Sam, both reading a file that Bobby sent on a Hunter)

Dean: *shock*

Wait a damn...(looks at Sam then file, then back at Sam)...Hellboy's real?

Sam: *laughs*

Yes. (looks at the file) And it looks like the Hunter we're meeting is his sister.

(Sam lays his copy of the file on the table and looks at page)

Sam: *reads*

Anima-Lia Bruttenholm, adopted daughter of Professor Trevor Bruttenholm, Sister of Hellboy. Anima-Lia is nicknamed Annie Broom, which is on her ID with the government. She can 'assume' a human look, but when in demonic form, she looks more like a red version of Illyria from Angel but with long black horns. Her horns curve over the top of her head in a sort of protective way, which enables her to take blows to the top of her head without hurting herself.

(Dean looks at the picture of Annie, in 'human form', and seems a little wierded out. Sam rolls his eyes at his brother. Fades to Hellboy and Liz in Professor Broom's study.)

Hellboy: *whines*

But, sis...

(A demonic red female rolls her gold eyes at Hellboy.)

Anima-Lia:

I'm still going, Lex, Pop left me a letter saying to find them. Remember what Abe said about Dean?

(Hellboy thinks for a moment, then nods.)

Hellboy: *rubs forehead*

Is Nuada going with you, at least?

(Anima-Lia snorts and ignores the indignant look on said-male's face.)

Anima-Lia: *crosses arms over chest*

If I could get him to dress like a human, then maybe.

(Nuada glares death at Liz, Nuala and Anima-Lia when they look at him together. Hellboy laughs and Abe snickers behind his hand.)

Hellboy:

You are so fucked...

(Fades to black. Enter 'Back In Black' by AC/DC with opening credits, then fade to commerical.)

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(fades to Sam, Dean, and Bobby, who are waiting for someone, but turn together when a BIG black SUV pulls up. A pregnant woman with short black hair gets out, hugging a tall and pale skinned brunette who got out after her.)

Liz:

Just be careful, Annie, you know your brother worries.

Anima-Lia: *snorts*

After he found out you were pregnant, his mother-henning got worse. Try apocolyptic proportions worse.

(Sam, Dean and Bobby look at each other in confusion and horror. Sam sees a flash of white and gold out of the corner of his eye.)

Nuada: *glares*

I do not see why we are helping the humans.

(Anima-Lia pats his cheek and snickers.)

Anima-Lia:

You're pouting, how cute.

Nuada: *glares more*

Princes do not pout.

(Liz pops Nuada upside his head gently enough that it wouldn't hurt Nuala.)

Liz:

Your sister said I could do that if you started the 'Princes do not' bullshit again. And you are helping the Hunters cause John asked the Professor for help YEARS ago.

Anima-Lia: *nods*

And Pop was totally with the regret that he hadn't before he died.

(Nuada turns when he hears Sam gasp.)

Nuada:

The humans are watching us.

(Liz and Anima-Lia turn to see Sam, Bobby and Dean. Nuada sees Dean almost leering at Anima-Lia and puts a possessive arm around her, noting Sam's almost crest-fallen look.)

Bobby: *disbelief*

Annie Broom? Baby girl, is that you?

(Anima-Lia snorts and releases her glamour, causing Dean and Sam to jump.)

Anima-Lia:

Duh.

(Fades to Anima-Lia watching Liz drive away before she steps away from the window, turning to the others.)

Dean:

Just what the hell are you two?

Anima-Lia: *looks at Nuada*

Should I give the shpeel?

(Nuada rolls his eyes, but nods anyways.)

Anima-Lia:

This shit...(she thumbs at Nuada)...can introduce himself.

Dean: *expectantly*

But you?

Anima-Lia:

I am a child of the Ogdru Jihad. I am Animialia, twin sister of Anung-Un-Rama, the Right Hand, now called Hellboy. (Then she smiles) But you can call me Annie Broom.

(fades to Anima-Lia still in demonic form, cleaning the Samaritan when Sam comes up behind her.)

Anima-Lia:

You ain't nearly as stealthy as you think, Stretch.

(Sam sighs before walking around Anima-Lia and sitting in front of her, recognizing the gun she was cleaning.)

Sam: *nods at the Samaritan*

Rumor was was that your brother wouldn't let thing out of his sight.

Anima-Lia: *snickers*

And the rumor is true. But when he found out that we would be dealing with the Seven Deadly Sins, he handed the damn thing to me and said that he was going to have Nuala go to the Troll Market, look for information or some shit...(she shrugs, sets the Samaritan aside, and looks up at Sam)...the Sins are scary shit, kid. On their own, they aren't that much of a fight for someone like me or my brother.

Sam: *cocks head*

What's he like?

Anima-Lia: *furrows brow*

Who?

Sam:

Hellboy.

(Anima-Lia laughs.)

Anima-Lia:

If I know my brother, you may be meeting him soon anyways. But to me...(she sighs)...To me, Lex has always hovered, even when we were little, cause I was so much tinier than he was. I was more...(she gestures for a moment)...fragile, more human.

(Then Anima-Lia has a thought.)

Anima-Lia:

We're going to have to make sure that Lust doesn't corner your brother.

Sam: *nods*

Definitely.

(Fades to the Seven Sins)

Pride: *growls*

Fuck...

(Lust cocks her head)

Lust:

What?

Pride:

Animialia and the Silverlance are involved. Seems they met up with Sam and Dean.

(Fades to black.)

(fades to the Sins standing outside of the house.)

Sam: *calls back to the others*

They're out there.

(Sam hears the Samaritan cocked behind him, then turns to see a determined Anima-Lia.)

Anima-Lia: *grimly*

It's showtime.

(Flash to the Sins getting in the house. Sam, Dean, and Anima-Lia are all upstairs, while Nuada is with Bobby downstairs.)

Bobby:

So...

(Nuada looks up at the man with a raised brow.)

Bobby:

Why do you wear all that? It's gotta be heavy.

Nuada:

I wear it so that it protects my twin as well

(Bobby nodded in understanding, jumping when a knife went sailing past his head to embed itself in the forehead of one of the Sins.)

Bobby: *impressed*

Damn...

(Upstairs, Sam and Anima-Lia stood in front of a door a few rooms down from where Dean was looking around. Lust passed by Nuada and Bobby unnoticed. As she walked up the stairs, Sam and Anima-Lia were too busy talking to notice her coming.)

Anima-Lia: *snorts*

I think Hellboy trumps Dean on the overprotective shit-head brother sweepstakes.

(But they definitely noticed her when the skin of her arm brushed theirs as she passed them).

Pride:

Well, well, well...

(The Sin looks at Nuada.)

Pride:

If it isn't the Silverlance. *crosses his arms* I am surprised that you are not upstairs right now.

Nuada: *looks at Pride with a raised brow*

And why is that?

(He tilts his head, as if he hears something from upstairs.)

Nuada:

Because of Anima and Sam?

(Pride looks surprised. Then an ominous click is heard behind Pride's head. Nuada lifts his head to see Hellboy.)

Nuada: *smiles*

Plus...*chuckles*...my sister is scarier than you.

(Nuada closes his eyes, but doesn't flinch when Hellboy blows Pride's head off. Nuada opens his eyes and flicks a piece of brain matter off his nose.)

Nuada:

Ew..

(Hellboy snorts, then looks around as if looking for his sister.)

Bobby:

She's upstairs with Sam.

(Hellboy moves to go upstairs but Liz stops him with a hand on his shoulder.)

Liz:

They were affected by one of the Sins. Let them just ride it out, Red.

(Hellboy grumbles and goes to help Abe and the others with the rest of the Sins. Fades to each of the Sins being 'vanquished' by their exact opposite until the very last is gone. Flashes very quickly to Sam and Annie before flashing to a close-up of Nuada, who smirks.)

Dean: *grumbles inaudibly to self*

stupid brothers...

(Dean walks out the door, probably going to the impala, just as Anima-Lia and Sam come downstairs. Sam blushes at the knowing look they get from Abe and Nuada, Liz snickering behind her hand and Hellboy grumbles and continues cleaning his gun. Fades to Anima and Sam outside, at the Impala.)

Anima-Lia: *chuckles*

There ya go. *hands him back his cellphone* Got Manning's office number, my personal number, Myers' cell, Liz's cell and my brother's room number. Oh and I put a number for Johan on there too. If you need an Ecto-Plasty expert, that is.

(Anima-Lia nervously tucks a lock of hair behind her ear. Sam smiles at her and chuckles. Dean watches from by the trunk as Sam gives Anima-Lia a kiss goodbye. Sam goes to the passenger side and gets in the impala, watching Anima-Lia as she heads over to the black SUV with Liz.)

Dean: *sighs*

Damn, Samantha, you got it bad.

(Sam glares at Dean before rolling his eyes. Fades to end credits.)