Phil's Movin' Out!
Note: All the Rugrat's characters are ten years older ( you can probably tell by reading it.) I just made this because I have writers block...and well you know...boredom. Plus Phil 'n Lil are my favorites because there twins and well I'm a twin too...
Disclaimer: I don't own Rugrats; if I did I'll be rich right now.
In Phil and Lil's house, Lil was on her side of the room finishing her Science homework, while Phil was watching the opening of Sesame Street singing along with the song.
Phil: Sunny Days thinkin' 'bout Clouds away,
Lil (Getting annoyed by the minute): Phil...
Phil: ON my way to where the air is sweet!
Lil (snap's her pencil with her thumb) frustrated: Phil...
Phil: Can you tell me how to get, how to get to-
Lil (screams out in anger): PHILLIP!
(Phil looks at Lil)
Phil: Wha?
Lil really ticked off: Phil DON'T you see I'm TRYING to finish my science homework!?
Phil (slyly): Yeah but you know my favorite show is on, and well...
Lil: PHIL! Your twelve years old! What are you doing watching Sesame Street for?
Phil (in defensive mode): Well, at least I'm don't sing along with boy bands Lillian.
Lil (shocked): WHAT! You know darn well I don't lisin' to boy bands! YOU do Phillip!
Phil: No I don't Lillian
Lil: Yes you do!
Phil: NO!
Lil: YES!
Phil: NONONONONONONO! Times the...uhh people on this earth and aliens if they do exist!
Lil (coolly): Yes TIMES infinity plus two.
Phil (mumbles): Stupid Lil and her advance math class...anyway I can sing along to my music, because I'm older.
Lil (screams): PHIL! WERE NOT OLDER OR YOUNGER WERE TWINS!
Phil: You know that's not true Lillian! Didn't Mom say that I came out first?
Lil: For one, Phillip, Mom was asleep, two, dad fainted to tell, and three Mom had A C-SECTION!
Phil: So...
Lil: You are sooo stupid Phil....(went back to her homework.)
Phil (yelled): That is IT! I'm not going to take this!
Lil (look at Phil packing his stuff): Phil what ARE you doing?
Phil going through his drawers taking random clothes and stuffing it into his blue tote bag
Phill (angrily): I'm not gonna stay here no more!
Lil: So where are you gonna stay at now in the living room or the basement?
Phill finish packing his clothes in the bag and Zip the bag to close.
Phill: Neither.
Lil (surprise): Wow. You're ACTUALLY moving out. Mom and Dad did say that you were going to be the last to move out but I'm impressed.
Phil (annoyed): Shut up LIL! I'm glad I'm gonna be out your life forever (opened the window and one of his leg's go out of the window.)
Lil: Philip...
Phillip (put his other leg out of the window): Nope! Don't you even try to apologies now! I'm leaving!
Lil: Phil the house is....
Phil jumped out of the window and he screams
Phill: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (thump)
Lil quickly looks out the window and saw that Phil landed back first on a big bush.
Lil (shaking his head): Phil! You moron, don't you know the house is two stories tall?
Phill: Uhh, I've fallen and I can't get up.
Lil (sincere tone): Phil can you feel your legs? Can you even move?
Phil: Uhh...Let's see.
Phill roll off the bush and stand up
Phil: Ta da! I'm fine.
Lil: Great, I guess you can always get a summer job jumping into bushes like that guy on MTV. (Lil slams the window shut.)
Phil: Forget her. I'm gonna go to a hotel...wait, my wallet's inside the house. I have no key and Mom and Dad is on vacation. Hey! I know!
Phill grabbed his tote bag and ran to Tommy's house. He knock's on the door and Tommy opened the door.
Tommy (smiles): Hey Phil...uhh (sees the twigs and leaves all in his clothes and hair.)...How's it going?
Phil (walks in putting his arms around Tommy's shoulder): Yo Tommy It's great, great, he he. Umm can I stay here for tonight my sister kind a kicked me out.
Tommy: Uhh I don't know. It is a Thursday and I'm not really suppose to have-
Phill (landed on his knees and cuff his hands together
Phill (Cried) PLEAS PLEASE TOMMY LET ME STAY HERE! (Sniff) I have no place to live and it's getting late and... and my sister is pure evil and PLEASE! (Starts to kiss Tommy's sneakers)
Tommy: HEY! Stop Phil! I don't want the neighbors think were that way.
Phill got up and hugged Tommy
Phill (happy tone): Thank you Tommy you're the best friend that I can ever have!
Dill entered inside the house and Tommy went to close the door.
Tommy: I thought you said that to Chucky when he gave you seventy-five cents so you and Lil can continue to play that Jurassic park game at the mall.
Phil: Oh! Uhh yeah, I guess you can be my best Bro!
Tommy: Huh?
Dill (walking downstairs rubbing his eyes): Huh? Hey Tommy, what's going on? Why's Phil here-
Phil ran up to Dill and hugged him tight and lifts him one inch off the ground
Phil: Dilly! My little bro!
Dil: Wha!? Put me down Phil!
Phil put Dil down and smiled
Phil: I'm your big brother now!
Dill (shook his head): No Tommy's my big brother, your Lil's sister.
Dill (waving his hand): Nope, not anymore! I'm a Pickles now! Lil's an only child.
Dil (confuse): Uhhh....
Tommy: Um Dill, Phil's gonna stay here for tonight because Lil kicked him out the house.
Dil: Oh, you finally left huh Phil?
Phil (shaking his head): Yep.
Dil (sarcastically): Great.
Phil (proudly): Yep it's Phillip Pickles now! Hey Dill what was you doing upstairs.
Dil: Playing Tremor on my PC why?
Phil (exited): COOL! I play that during my computer class! (Evil laughter) The teacher never knows....
Phill grab's Dil's hand and dragged him up the stairs
Phil: C'mon Dilly! We can play together! It's two players!
Dil: (sarcastic) OH GREAT! Tommy!
The sound of a door slammed open upstairs
The only person in the living room was Tommy.
Tommy (sigh): Phillip Pickles? Oy oh boy....
That's the end of chapter one. If it's any good, I will make chapter two. This was my first time making a fic in scrip format instead of the other way. Also this was my first humor fic too but it's not complete comedy it's has it's parts. Anyway, can you guys tell me if it's any good and what I need to improve on? Thanks for reading this!
Jerseygirl
Note: All the Rugrat's characters are ten years older ( you can probably tell by reading it.) I just made this because I have writers block...and well you know...boredom. Plus Phil 'n Lil are my favorites because there twins and well I'm a twin too...
Disclaimer: I don't own Rugrats; if I did I'll be rich right now.
In Phil and Lil's house, Lil was on her side of the room finishing her Science homework, while Phil was watching the opening of Sesame Street singing along with the song.
Phil: Sunny Days thinkin' 'bout Clouds away,
Lil (Getting annoyed by the minute): Phil...
Phil: ON my way to where the air is sweet!
Lil (snap's her pencil with her thumb) frustrated: Phil...
Phil: Can you tell me how to get, how to get to-
Lil (screams out in anger): PHILLIP!
(Phil looks at Lil)
Phil: Wha?
Lil really ticked off: Phil DON'T you see I'm TRYING to finish my science homework!?
Phil (slyly): Yeah but you know my favorite show is on, and well...
Lil: PHIL! Your twelve years old! What are you doing watching Sesame Street for?
Phil (in defensive mode): Well, at least I'm don't sing along with boy bands Lillian.
Lil (shocked): WHAT! You know darn well I don't lisin' to boy bands! YOU do Phillip!
Phil: No I don't Lillian
Lil: Yes you do!
Phil: NO!
Lil: YES!
Phil: NONONONONONONO! Times the...uhh people on this earth and aliens if they do exist!
Lil (coolly): Yes TIMES infinity plus two.
Phil (mumbles): Stupid Lil and her advance math class...anyway I can sing along to my music, because I'm older.
Lil (screams): PHIL! WERE NOT OLDER OR YOUNGER WERE TWINS!
Phil: You know that's not true Lillian! Didn't Mom say that I came out first?
Lil: For one, Phillip, Mom was asleep, two, dad fainted to tell, and three Mom had A C-SECTION!
Phil: So...
Lil: You are sooo stupid Phil....(went back to her homework.)
Phil (yelled): That is IT! I'm not going to take this!
Lil (look at Phil packing his stuff): Phil what ARE you doing?
Phil going through his drawers taking random clothes and stuffing it into his blue tote bag
Phill (angrily): I'm not gonna stay here no more!
Lil: So where are you gonna stay at now in the living room or the basement?
Phill finish packing his clothes in the bag and Zip the bag to close.
Phill: Neither.
Lil (surprise): Wow. You're ACTUALLY moving out. Mom and Dad did say that you were going to be the last to move out but I'm impressed.
Phil (annoyed): Shut up LIL! I'm glad I'm gonna be out your life forever (opened the window and one of his leg's go out of the window.)
Lil: Philip...
Phillip (put his other leg out of the window): Nope! Don't you even try to apologies now! I'm leaving!
Lil: Phil the house is....
Phil jumped out of the window and he screams
Phill: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (thump)
Lil quickly looks out the window and saw that Phil landed back first on a big bush.
Lil (shaking his head): Phil! You moron, don't you know the house is two stories tall?
Phill: Uhh, I've fallen and I can't get up.
Lil (sincere tone): Phil can you feel your legs? Can you even move?
Phil: Uhh...Let's see.
Phill roll off the bush and stand up
Phil: Ta da! I'm fine.
Lil: Great, I guess you can always get a summer job jumping into bushes like that guy on MTV. (Lil slams the window shut.)
Phil: Forget her. I'm gonna go to a hotel...wait, my wallet's inside the house. I have no key and Mom and Dad is on vacation. Hey! I know!
Phill grabbed his tote bag and ran to Tommy's house. He knock's on the door and Tommy opened the door.
Tommy (smiles): Hey Phil...uhh (sees the twigs and leaves all in his clothes and hair.)...How's it going?
Phil (walks in putting his arms around Tommy's shoulder): Yo Tommy It's great, great, he he. Umm can I stay here for tonight my sister kind a kicked me out.
Tommy: Uhh I don't know. It is a Thursday and I'm not really suppose to have-
Phill (landed on his knees and cuff his hands together
Phill (Cried) PLEAS PLEASE TOMMY LET ME STAY HERE! (Sniff) I have no place to live and it's getting late and... and my sister is pure evil and PLEASE! (Starts to kiss Tommy's sneakers)
Tommy: HEY! Stop Phil! I don't want the neighbors think were that way.
Phill got up and hugged Tommy
Phill (happy tone): Thank you Tommy you're the best friend that I can ever have!
Dill entered inside the house and Tommy went to close the door.
Tommy: I thought you said that to Chucky when he gave you seventy-five cents so you and Lil can continue to play that Jurassic park game at the mall.
Phil: Oh! Uhh yeah, I guess you can be my best Bro!
Tommy: Huh?
Dill (walking downstairs rubbing his eyes): Huh? Hey Tommy, what's going on? Why's Phil here-
Phil ran up to Dill and hugged him tight and lifts him one inch off the ground
Phil: Dilly! My little bro!
Dil: Wha!? Put me down Phil!
Phil put Dil down and smiled
Phil: I'm your big brother now!
Dill (shook his head): No Tommy's my big brother, your Lil's sister.
Dill (waving his hand): Nope, not anymore! I'm a Pickles now! Lil's an only child.
Dil (confuse): Uhhh....
Tommy: Um Dill, Phil's gonna stay here for tonight because Lil kicked him out the house.
Dil: Oh, you finally left huh Phil?
Phil (shaking his head): Yep.
Dil (sarcastically): Great.
Phil (proudly): Yep it's Phillip Pickles now! Hey Dill what was you doing upstairs.
Dil: Playing Tremor on my PC why?
Phil (exited): COOL! I play that during my computer class! (Evil laughter) The teacher never knows....
Phill grab's Dil's hand and dragged him up the stairs
Phil: C'mon Dilly! We can play together! It's two players!
Dil: (sarcastic) OH GREAT! Tommy!
The sound of a door slammed open upstairs
The only person in the living room was Tommy.
Tommy (sigh): Phillip Pickles? Oy oh boy....
That's the end of chapter one. If it's any good, I will make chapter two. This was my first time making a fic in scrip format instead of the other way. Also this was my first humor fic too but it's not complete comedy it's has it's parts. Anyway, can you guys tell me if it's any good and what I need to improve on? Thanks for reading this!
Jerseygirl